Sacred Vessels

Sacred Vessels

By Sarah Oliver and Linda GibsonComedyHealth & Fitness
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Sacred Vessels episodes

  • You Just Don't Even Know Yet, Gibbs

    Join Sarah and Gibbs this week as they dicuss the perils of telling current parents the most recent infant safety guidelines, why whales got it easy in pregnancy, the benefit to not knowing the gender as soon as possible, and Sarah's anxiety about reciving sexist gifts for her hypothetical daughter. Trigger Warning: miscarriage briefy metioned.

    44 min
  • "I'm the Idiot Who Gave You a Platform"

    Join Sarah and Gibbs this week as they debate the scariest parts of birth, laugh at Sarah's pregnancy test uncertainty, declare what makes up exactly 32% of Gibbs' husband's personality, discuss the existence of teeth in nursing babies, and hilariously realize the purpose of this podcast.

    39 min
  • The Sun Shines Out of Your Ass

    Join Sarah and Gibbs this week as they discuss Gibbs being in the 3rd trimester, Sarah's newly aquired superstitions about when she should take a pregnancy test, coning, testing for gestational diabetes, and what has Sarah saying she would do a naked backflip.

    Trigger warning: miscarrige discussed.

    36 min
  • Congrats on Your Elevated Butt!

    Happy Season 2! Join Sarah and Gibbs this week as they discuss pre-term labor, why Sarah wishes we were marsupials, being awkaward with babies, why birds can't perform CPR, and a quasi Shitty Titty update.

    36 min
  • What's Left on Your Baby Bucket List?

    Join Sarah and Gibs this week as they discuss weird animal facts about Quinn's size reprensentation creature, the quintessential shitty titty update, Sarah's baby bucket list, the longing for sushi, and the startling realization that moms are just people.

    36 min
  • What Are These Frankenstein Babies??

    Join Sarah and Gibbs this week to discuss baby growth percentiles, Gibbs' odd fear of 5 week fetus renditions, nipples, pregnancy Halloween costumes, and epidural fears.

    Trigger warning: genetic testing discussed briefly.

    39 min

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Join two friends as one has just become a babe incubator and the other is next in line as they navigate the odd, gross, and silly twists and turns of growing a person.