Sacrilegious Discourse - Bible Study for Atheists

Husband and Wife cover Numbers chapter 5: The Unclean Driven from the Camp / The Law of Recompense / The Law Concerning Jealousy; and chapter 6: The Law for the Nazarite / The Priestly Benediction. We get a reminder that a dirty got to go, and we learn that if you're infertile it's probably because you're a cheating cheater. Nazarites seem to get a raw deal but we don't really care because what even are those, anyway?

Husband and Wife answer questions about how an entire book dedicated to numbers can have such egregious mathematical errors. They revisit the Pickle Clan and wonder why Aaron is the main character when Moses is the firstborn son (ugh, like it even really matters).

Husband and Wife cover Numbers chapter 3: The Number and Duties of the Levites / The Redemption of the Firstborn; and chapter 4: The Tasks Assigned to the Levites. We learn about the Pickle Clan and who carries what and what color the cloths are supposed to be (mostly blue). If you look directly at any of this stuff, your face will probably melt off and you will definitely die. Husband gets annoyed when Wife makesup, and The Child tries to calm things down (to no avail).

Husband and Wife cover Numbers chapter 1: The Numbering of Israel at Sinai / The Appointment of the Levites; and chapter 2: The Camps and Leaders of the Tribes. First there are congrats to Husband for going a month without smoking. Then we get all numbery and our cat is so bored that she tries to eat toilet paper. Go Team!

Happy one-year anniversary! And WOOHOO what a great way to finally end Leviticus! Husband and Wife answer questions about slavery and learn why there are so many weird laws. They take a quiz to test their knowledge, and Husband kicks it out of the park before getting tripped up by the cat.

Husband and Wife cover Leviticus chapter 26: The Blessings of Obedience / The Consequences of Disobedience; and chapter 27: Laws Concerning Dedications. God threatens to make us eat our children. Wife loses her. Husband reminds Wife the Bible is stupid and God is a . Leviticus is officially DONE and there is much rejoicing.

Husband and Wife cover Leviticus chapter 25: Sabbath Years and the Year of Jubilee. Let your fields lie fallow every 7 years and throw a big- rager every 50 years. Israelites get to own everything and can do take-backs on houses and land. They also get to own slaves as property passed down to their kids. This god guy is ungodly and we hate him so much becauseslavery.