The most important meal of the day: BREAKFAST! And it's also the most important podcast you'll hear today regarding such an important topic. Tune in this week to find out why Scott would eat raw sugar by the cup and Matt's breakfast tradition that starts after sending his kids to school. Father of the Year.

One thing is for sure: On this episode of Sacrilicious, we burn all our bridges to Mel-O-Cream donuts, which is smart because they're the only local donut chain we talk about. So listen to us do irreparable damage to our relationship with them and also find out what our favorite donut is and what Scott would feed Jesus if He were in a rush to get back to H-Town.

I know what you're asking yourself, "Self, what happened to Episode 9?" Well I'm here to tell you that Episode 9 is what's known on the biz as a bad luck episode. Besides, we were super anxious to jump straight into Episode 10 and TALK CHRISTMAS! The boys talk about all that ails 'em, all that cures all that ails 'em, white trash, short shorts, the USA, you may or may not be surprised by Matt's choice on whether or not to put Christmas on his 10 Commandments.

In this special Thanksgiving episode, Matt and Scott talk about all the ways they love to stuff their faces with food, the obscure deserts their families make, and Matt may have started an inter-family war between Scott's family and his in-laws.

Episode 7 has a very special in-studio guest and we also cover an entire spectrum of topics like chest hair and being nude with your family. We're talking about all ranges of encased meats, but mostly it's sausages and hot dogs. Come along for the ride and get weird with us, wont you?

This is easily our best episode ever because it contains neither Matt, nor Scott. Matt was sick for the recording of this episode, so instead my daughters, ages 8 and 6, took over and did a much better job than we ever could have.