Mark simultaneously helps and sabotages surveying careers in South Carolina. Jonathan refuses to cancel his "vacation". A traumatic experience at a new barber shop, top 10 Gene Hackman movies and more...

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Due to old-man pain, Jonathan utilizes a terrible broadcaster's gimmick. Mark's trip to S. Carolina is coming to an end which sparks a memory from Pittsburgh. How did Jonathan react to a home accident? How did Swenson react to last week's premium? All this and more...

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Mark makes a bold prediction about the SB halftime show. Jonathan shares an embarrassing moment at the local grocery store and laments an unexplained ailment. We also tease a great premium for next week...

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Mark was taken aback re-watching a film from a bad era of movies. He also has an idea to help all of the depressed NFL fans this week...

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Forgive the sports talk, but its been 33 years...

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We discuss whether to hedge our Commanders superbowl bet and we're excited to present a new sponsor! Jonathan is surprised at his wife's opinions on reading and heating. Mark dusts off a book from his shelf, we discover an old Irish folk tune that will make you cry and more...

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Staycations are the worst. Stories of loathing in grocery stores, trains, sidewalks, and at home with your wife. Depravity comes in the form of fork tracks and couch naps. Charles Barkley scorches earth. Kliff Kingsbury is rumored to be leaving the commanders and more....

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Personal space invaded at the Costco wine aisle, blowing up at your family over a spare lighter, someone sabotaging the singing of the 12 days of Christmas, overly-emotional banjo playing and much more... What a great holiday, indeed!

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Do people who avoid conflict have more conflict? Why hasn't Mark watched The Departed? Book recommendations, weekend work emails, a terrible bowl game, Colby Covington's last fight and more...

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Nice bars are a scam? Would you rather be better or worse looking than you think you are? What is the pick-up line for the modern man? These questions will be answered, Johnny Valentine videos will be examined and more...

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