If human milk tasted good...would you drink it? Also, who would win, real life monster school hulk or mutant enderman? (YOU WON'T BELIEVE WHO WON)

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Thank you to all of our fans for supporting us. We never thought we would get to this point, but we appreciate you all and are so grateful for you guys. We're so glad to have gotten the "perfect manners" award. <3

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Lotta censoring had to be done for this episode, but it had to be done.

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*Bonk*, go back to horny jail, and please don't listen to this episode if you are one of our teachers.

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I shot Carol in this episode. I let my emotions control me and I pulled the trigger. I'm sorry for my actions guys, it won't happen again.

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Of course, being gamers, we had to dedicate a whole episode to talking about the current state of video games. To make it even better, we invited the embodiment of the word "gamer" himself, Harim.

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You cannot use the double gulp cup for the fucking slurpee, here, right here, this is slurpee cup-You do this every time, every time you make a big deal out of this. I always pay for it, wh-what's wrong? You wanna be my friend let's be friends-THIS ONE IS THE SLURPEE CUP-I don't CARE about your slurpee cup. Look at what you did, you made a mess. *kicks slurpee cup and makes a bigger mess*

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I (Colin) ended up editing the audio for this episode, so now what was supposed to be Eric's pain became mine...oh, the karma. But this was actually quite fun, just time consuming. 

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I'm sorry, but it actually isn't Corpse Husband in this episode, but it's someone even more special. He might even be more to your liking than Corpse and much more readily available as well.

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