Safeword PC

We're back after a month hiatus (mainly because our brunch podcast sounded like shit and didn't want to air it. Joining us so he can hit on @Mokavida is @SteveMarden and he talks about his affinity for Puerto Rican women. Also joining us is @MarkARamirez who might have brought his kid to a few R Rated comedy shows. All 3 of them are laughing hilariously @KevinGootee because he's having a baby girl in a couple of weeks and this fully proves karma is alive and well.

We wrap up the trilogy with these 2 dandies. Allan talks about how his dad changed the family name when Allan was in high school and Maryssa discusses how she's had many guys not go for the kiss at the end of the date, putting them in the gay friend department. Monica wants to know why guys won't kiss their ladies after they get a BJ. Here's a hint, common sense. Listen to that and more!

@mokavida talks about her lovely visit to get a mammogram and Maryssa chimes in what is what like to sprout from a flat chested girl to a voluptuous DD seemingly overnight! We also discuss the upcoming catcalling season and how the women are prepping for an apocalypse of horny dudes. Adam talks about almost losing his virginity to a girl with "odor." Hilarity ensues.

Spring time is here and this time, we brought over @MaryssaSmith and @AllanFinn. Right out of the gate, Allan and I compare ball shaving war stories. This was all brought on of course, by @Mokavida and her perverted nature. Allan then goes into a massage followed up by the wackiest happy ending you'll ever hear. Share with your friends and part 2 will be up next week with parts 3 and 4 to follow!!!

Well, @KevinGootee talks about a near diarrhea attack while on stage. @Mokavida talks about her ex-bf getting smashed on Valentine's day. @AmandaBaramki talks about her vibrator while @AnthonyCrescenz just takes it all in. Follow us on iTunes and tell a friend for the love of Christ!

Well we're back and referenced anal sex no less than 12 times in the first 30 minutes of the podcast. We hear @AnthonyCrescenz talk about getting last minute flowers on Valentines Day and the clerk thought he was rich because he dropped 50 bucks on roses. What? Yeah. @AmandaBaramki chimes in on her disdain for Valentines Day. She also talks about how unintentionally hilarious 50 shades of gray is. @KevinGootee and @Mokavida enjoy another afternoon of general horseplay so listen up and stay tuned for the next two episodes released next week and then the week after.

Auf Wiederzehen.

The exciting conclusion where we hear @KaytlinBailey tell an open-mouthed @TheBillyProcida and the rest of the @safewordpc crew how she vetted her clients and some insane stories while working between the sheets. Trust me, this is the best job ANYONE has had in high school. And this is coming from a guy who worked at Taco Bell. @mokavida and @KevinGootee will be back soon with another episode.

@KevinGootee and @mokavida continue to delve into the world of sexual nonsense, deviance, and hilarity. @kaytlinbailey talks about going participating at a sex party at the Waldorf Astoria. Humble brag, DING! @thebillyprocida discusses his affinity for the Bukkake social club. Yes, it's real.

@KevinGootee and @mokavida continue to delve into the world of sexual nonsense, deviance, and hilarity. @kaytlinbailey talks about going participating at a gang bang and @thebillyprocida discusses his openness toward all types of women and reddit event parties. This is part 1 of 3 and each remaining segment will be uploaded every week.

The conclusion of our talk with those 2 lovely people. We talk about life after divorce, Sarah Jessica Parker, and various other nonsense.