Wow, it's been a minute, hasn't it? Well, as Usagi herself says, let's not worry about last year!

The real important news is that we're back, baby, and so is that menacing Kunzite, who's turning Usagi into a full Jellicle monster! Can the power of subtext bring her out of her yoma coma? Find out as Chris and Betty watch Pretty Guardian Sailor Moon Act 14 in our triumphant return to podcasting!

Happy holidays, we're back baby! In this week's episode, Usagi helps the Turtle Boys with an alarming turtle emergency and we discuss cults, Dragon Ball, and Betty's trip to Japan.

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In this week's Christmas episode, Usagi breaks Minako out of the hospital and bonds with her favorite pop star (who turns out to be Sailor V (who is actually Sailor Venus (who is also the Princess?))). We also chat about Hideaki Anno's Shin Japan Heroes Universe and wish Naoko Takeuchi a happy belated birthday.

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We're back, baby! Tune in with us as we watch Usagi brimming with bad ideas as she and Makoto sneak into a hospital to meet their idol, Minako Aino (who just got hit by a truck (don't worry, she's totally fine (because she's secretly Sailor V))). 

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This week, we learn about Princess Kaguya while Usagi deals with her mother (former rock star Kaori Moriwaka), an incendiary requiem for princesses, and meeting Queen Beryl for the first time.

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In this week's episode, everyone gets to wear fun disguises as Juban is plagued by Tuxedo Mask imposters. Join us as we discuss fight-ready ponytails, villains turning into rocks, and how Juban's police are also bastards.

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Oh hey, did you miss us? This week, we discuss the existence of Rei's dad(?!), dueling Mom Friends, and Minako Aino's brony mascot contest.

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Greetings fellow turtle lovers, this week we get to watch Usagi, Rei, and Makoto go to the amusement park with Mamoru and two turtle himbos - what could go wrong?

We also discuss turtles, Anime Boston, and Kamen Rider actor connections.

Social Ronin Makoto Kino arrives in the midst of Basketball Boy mania and shatters Usagi's silly gender expectations. We also get to watch Usagi, Ami, and Rei school some bad boys on the court.

Plus: We chat a little about Kamen Rider and how Betty doesn't know how to ride a bike.

Watch out, Virgos - it's a Friendship Alert! In episode 5, we get a glimpse at Ami's life as she's riddled with social anxiety and questions her friendship with Usagi (the Patron Saint of Friendship).

Plus: We gush about the live-action Cutie Honey movie from 2004. HONEY FLASH!