Sailor Business

It all comes down to this! The love of a middle school girl get weighed against all the rewards of the Dark Kingdom as we sort out the Nephrite/Naru situation once and for all! Hey...we never discussed their couple name...I am thinking "Narite"? That or "Nephru". Anyway, everything BUT that will be discussed with writer Karen Healey and put to be once and for all this week!

It's been simmering in the last few episodes, but in this episode and the next, the Naru/Molly and Masato Sanjoin/Maxfield Stanton/Nephrite/Nephlite plot finally comes to a rolling boil! First up, how can Usagi tell her bestie she has a crush on an evil mineral man from under the ground? Thankfully, Jordan and Chris are re-joined by writer Karen Healey to work it all out! They'll solve this, right?

We've discussed this episode a few times before on the show, but now it's finally here--the notorious Princess's Ball episode. Chris and Jordan discuss it in all its teen-creeping, parasol-sailing, juice-swigging, out-making glory alongside animator Brianne Drouhard! Come along and solve the final mystery of the century with the Princess of Ivanovich and Countess Popover!

For fans of meta (not to be confused with fans of metal) (also not to beconfused with meta-fans, who would, themselves, be doing their fanning in a meta-way) this is the episode for you! That's right--it's an anime about making anime, and Chris and Jordan brought in animator Brianne Drouhard to watch it with them! Listen along and learn how to put love in Sailor V's hips!

Man-oh-man, this may just be the strangest episode of Sailor Moon ever created. The scouts are on summer break and decide to take a taining trip to the beach! And end up in a haunted hotel. Staffed by monsters. WHAT?!? Don't worry, Lianne Sentar of Sparkler Monthly and writer of the Sailor Moon english novelizations is here to help Jordan and Chris make sense of this mess! Plus--a creepy psychic girl! This has it ALL!

This is it: the episode we've all been waiting for. After months of discussing her works, Jordan and Chris are finally joined by the author of the Sailor Moon novelizations, Lianne Sentar of Sparkler Monthly! And if that isn't exciting enough, the episode she's joins them for is particularly bananas--featuing Nephrite's evil scheme to impersonate Tuxedo Mask and break hearts! You're invited!

Who's afraid of creepy "French" dolls? It turns out, almost everyone...except the characters on Sailor Moon, for some reason. That's right--the creepy dolls are not the threat this week, they're just there to up the stakes for aneight-year-old's love story. Jordan and Chris are again joined by terrific author Karen Healey to wade into Shingo's romance...and the horrifying poppets that accompany it.

Did someone say "Scouts on Film"? That's right--this episode Usagi/Serena gets the modeling bug, and we alternately learn that beauty is more than what's on the outside, that Serena brays like a hyena, and that she is more beauiful than any other girl, depending on which version we're discussing. Thankfully, we are joined by the terrific author Karen Healey to sift through the nonsense! Join us, won't you?

We're back after a week off for Thanksgiving...and just in time for the wedding event of the year! That's right--this time, the scouts are wedding crazy in a somewhat non-feminist way, and we've got cartoonist Katie Skelly back again to watch along! Plus: find out what happens when Serena faces a spider monster!

What's this? Sailor Business's two most hated characters are...going on a date?!? That's right--Rei and Mamoru begin their romance this episode...and Chris starts to like them?!? I know, I know--it's all so unbelieveable, you have to join Jordan and cartoonist Katie Skelly to listen and hear it for yourself! PLUS: another secret romance comes to light in the novelization!