Sailor Business

Jadeite's dead--errr...eternally sleeping--but who cares? As our new villain, Nephrite, points out...Jadeite sucked! Jordan and Chris are joined this week by Rocket Girl artist Amy Reeder, with whom they discuss revolutionary new techniques in tennis, differing philosophies in energy collection, and patterns for Sailor Moon Sweaters. Follow the bouncing ball!

Oh man--this is a big one! Not only is it the last Jadeite episode of Sailor Moon, it's also a big Mamoru-jerk episode! And let em tell you, if you're afraid of airplanes--specificially of being run over by them as they drive along on the groud--then this is a real scary one! Once again Donna Dickens of Hitfix joins Jordan and Chris, thie time revealing that--SCANDAL--she is one of those mythical Usagi-haters we've heard so much about!

Will it be adventure on the seas or cruise blues when the Sailor Scouts actually do some sailing? Usagi wants to go on a romantic cruise, but guess what? It's a negaverse plot. And even worse for her is her friend Rei. This time, Donna Dickens from Hitfix joins Jordan and Chris to horrify them with true stories of teenaged girls' behavior. Come sail away with us!

We're up to three Sailor Senshi on our team, so what better way to celebrate than to go to a theme park where 50 people have gone missing! New member, Sailor Mars, continues to be unecessarily mean to our beloved Sailor Moon, but once again, we've got Betty Felon to come to her defense! But, hey! Aren't you a little old to belistening to a cartoon podcast?

The episode everyone's been waiting for...the introduction of a new character to the Sailor Moon universe, a character that will change the shape of the series forever. From that introduction, there can be no doubt in your mind who I mean...Lisa Brownridge! Oh, and Sailor Mars joins the team. Don't worry, Betty Felon is back again to defend Rei from the savage judgments of Jordan and Chris.

EVERYONE--no time to listen to this episode right now because THERE IS A SALE AT THE CLOCK STORE! Once you've all stocked up on 3-7 clocks, join us and Dr. Devon White (Jordan's wife) as we discuss the singular Moon/Mercury buddy scout episode of the series! Who tied a clock to Luna's back? What makes Usagi the prefect scout? What is a "double Archie"? Find out this episode!

Could the new smart girl at school really be a monster? Or could it be that the girl who looks just like the blue Sailor Scout in the intro of the show might really be an ally of some sort? That's right--this week, we get to the introduction of Sailor Mercury, and we've brought Dr. Devon White (Jordan's wife) along for the ride! Join us, and learn the true secret of how to be good at video games!

Who doesn't want to be famous, am I right? Obviously, being super-stars is something we at Sailor Business are intimately familiar with...but now we get to watch Usagi and friends attempt to become Cinderellas in her last solo adventure of the series! Jeanine Schaefer joins us once again to talk fanfic, glass slippers, thought circuits, and, of course...acting sorry.

Yet another episode not originally brought over to the United States--presumably because US kids would not be sophisticated enough to appreciate jazz music. We're joined by comic book editor and cat fan Jeanine Schaefer to discuss smooth jazz, hot musicians, and how to blow off creepers who give you damp flowers on your birthday. Pretty informative!

We're back with another episode not part of the original American dub of Sailor Moon...because America cannot handle a show about extremely cute(?) rabit/guinea pig things. Once again joined by Betty Felon, we discuss cat kitting, cute licking, brother slapping, and the sad and lonely death of the cutest stray dog in the world.