Sailor Business

Hey, it's the second episode of Sailor Star, and Sailor Moon is actually in it! Pretty exciting! And despite her getting kind of an ugly costume 'upgrade', it's a pretty good episode! Are we actually back to liking Sailor Moon again every week? I think we are! And we're here again with new friend Audrey DuBois of @SailorMoonSub! Hurrah! Send us your worst costume upgrades on twitter @SailorBusiness or through email at [email protected]! And, as always--thanks for supporting the Sailor Business Patreon... it makes all this possible!

Oh My Goodness, we are finally beginning the FINAL SEASON of Sailor Moon! Or wait... is this the first season of an entirely different show called Sailor Stars? This is getting a little ridiculous, but we have been assured we are horse-free from here on in, so expect some good times! Joining us on this monumental occasion is Audrey DuBois of @SailorMoonSub! NOT in this episode, however, is Sailor Moon! Send us your hopes for Stars on twitter @SailorBusiness or through email at [email protected]! And, as always--thanks for supporting the Sailor Business Patreon... it makes all this possible!

We're diving straight into the dream hole again, and things are gonna get dark. Get ready for a marzipan castle made of metal, dream coffins for non-dead people, wads of sugar energy, and yes, a tricolor assortment of bonbon babies. We've reunited with our new friend Sagal Danan to see if there is any sweetness to be found in this SuperS(illy) Movie! Send us your SuperS(erious) opinions on twitter @SailorBusiness or through email at [email protected]! And, as always--thanks for supporting the Sailor Business Patreon... it makes all this possible!

We're touching on one more thing before we dive headling into the final season of Sailor Moon... the SuperS movie! Did you not get enough Chibi Usa romance in the main season? I hope not, because it's time to take a trip to Candyand with her new boytoy and we're bringing Sagal Danan with us on the trip! Send us your thoughts on mint pie vs. apple pie on twitter @SailorBusiness or through email at [email protected]! And, as always--thanks for supporting the Sailor Business Patreon... it makes all this possible!

It's finally here: a chibisode about the amazing Sailor Moon: The Super Live! That's right--we saw the actual real Sailor Scouts in actual person, Chris in Washington DC and Jordan in New York City! What did the Scouts do? We tell all about the songs, dances, jokes, and high fives along with our new friend Alex Roelofs who Chris met at the show! Send us your feelings on real life Sailor Scouts on twitter @SailorBusiness or through email at [email protected]! And, as always--thanks for supporting the Sailor Business Patreon... it makes all this possible!

We're back with a short Ami story that originally ran before the SuperS movie, so it's appropriate that we cover it before the SuperS movie. That's right, ol' Math Book herself, Ami Mizuno/Anderson takes the spot light to worry about... studying for exams and test results! Are you shocked? Try to steady yourself, as artist Cassidy Stone rejoins us to get into Ami's "first love"! Send us your first love stories on twitter @SailorBusiness or through email at [email protected]! And, as always--thanks for supporting the Sailor Business Patreon... it makes all this possible!

We've taking one last dip in the Horse river as we check out the Sailor Moon SuperS Special! An extra-long episode made up of three segments: one, a clip show; the second, a backdoor pilot for the best Sailor Moon spinoff of all time; and the last, a very divisive Chibi adventure. We cover all three in this one episode, and we're joined by our good friend Shannon Manor to skip through it all. Send us your votes for the best Sailor Moon spinoff on twitter @SailorBusiness or through email at [email protected]! And, as always--thanks for supporting the Sailor Business Patreon... it makes all this possible!

DO YOU WANT TO SEE A CAT KISS A MAN? Have you always wanted to see full frontal nudity of Luna but if she was a person? I am sure other things happen in this movie, but how can I possibly remember anything else from it, when those things both happened? Thankfully, we've got Allison Stock on the show, and she remembers what happened in it. Send us your vague memoties of it on twitter @SailorBusiness or through email at [email protected]! And, as always--thanks for supporting the Sailor Business Patreon... it makes all this possible!

Get ready, "cat lovers"! Journey back with us into the world of Sailor Moon S, when X-Force was roaming around looking for blood, Chibi is slightly less annoying, and somewhere, (5-n) Witches scheme for a professor's attention. Yes, it's the Sailor Moon S Movie, where Luna falls in love and may be a person! Something that crazy, we gotta have Allison Stock with us to discuss it, am I right? Send us your tax advice on twitter @SailorBusiness or through email at [email protected]! And, as always--thanks for supporting the Sailor Business Patreon... it makes all this possible!

I know what you're thinking. "Guys--you just escaped from SuperS, why on Earth are you doing ANOTHER episode about this god forsaken horse?!?" We're going to attempt to do the impossible--we're going to revamp the season to try to MAKE IT GOOD. That's right--join us and Annie Crayton as we attempt to FIX THE HORSE! Send us your revamps of the horse on twitter @SailorBusiness or through email at [email protected]! And, as always--thanks for supporting the Sailor Business Patreon... it makes all this possible!