Sailor Business

Ever want to talk a lot about a pre-teen girl kissing a horse, but don't want to be caught on the kind of website that would talk about that? Well, it turns out we're doing that on our site, too. We all feel disgusting about it, yes. thankfully, Annie Craton is with us to talk through the trauma of this episode! Send us your personal horse-kiss trauma on twitter @SailorBusiness or through email at [email protected]!And, as always--thanks for supporting the Sailor Business Patreon... it makes all this possible!

Oh, great--it's another episode about Chibi and her stupid friends. You were all sick of the actual main Sailor Scouts being too much the center of attention in this show, right? You were hoping to follow much younger characters who are simultaneously more boring an more annoying, yeah? thankfully, delightful friend of the show Annie Craton is back to suffer alongside us! Send us the extent of your pain at watching this season on twitter @SailorBusiness or through email at [email protected]!And, as always--thanks for supporting the Sailor Business Patreon... it makes all this possible!

While Jordan was busy at New York Comic Con, Chris got together with friend of the show Shannon Manor for a Chibisode! This time, they look at Chapter 40, Dream 2 from the Sailor Moon manga, the age-swap episode... which also features some weird Ami stuff. Send us your magical family age-swapping stories on twitter @SailorBusiness or through email at [email protected]! And, as always--thanks for supporting the Sailor Business Patreon... it makes all this possible!

Let's keep the spotlight on Reeny, I guess... with some character continuity regarding her interest in drawing! the gang meets a dumbass starving artist who teaches us the hazards of selling out... as written by professional animators. Plus: hear about 50 animes all better than Sailor Moon! We're joined once more by Angela Hanson to tell us all about it! Send us what animes YOU think are better than Sailor Moon on twitter @SailorBusiness or through email at [email protected]! And, as always--thanks for supporting the Sailor Business Patreon... it makes all this possible!

Reeny is back in the spotlight along with her green-haired buddy as Sports Festival comes to her school! But what should be a Field Day of dreams turns into a Vault of Horrors when we learn that Chibi is a complete waste because there is one event she is no good at! We're joined by Angela Hanson to judge her harshly for her shortcomings! Send us what sporting events you are terrible at on twitter @SailorBusiness or through email at [email protected]! And, as always--thanks for supporting the Sailor Business Patreon... it makes all this possible!

In this episode, the true miracle romance of the show, the most popular ship of the fleet, BREAKS UP! That's right -- it's the end of Venus/Jupiter! That's right, when they both go for the same man (sort of?) that beatiful love is no more... but new attacks are born! Erika Chappell is back with us to mourn this loss! Send us your dental tips on twitter @SailorBusiness or through email at [email protected]! And, as always--thanks for supporting the Sailor Business Patreon... it makes all this possible!

Get ready for what some would call the most disturbing episode of Sailor Moon of all time... the DENTIST EPISODE! Hold your toothbrushes close and keep some floss at the ready because cavities are the most common disease around, and they are trending! And we're joined by Erika Chappell to really drill down into this one for the sake of tooth health! Send us your dental tips on twitter @SailorBusiness or through email at [email protected]! And, as always--thanks for supporting the Sailor Business Patreon... it makes all this possible!

It's a Mars episode, and this time, once we finsih talking about school supplies for an obscenely long time, we get a victim with a major case of Single Rei Female as a little girl want to be Rei, who happens to be a total phony. But don't worry, Betty Felon is here to be on Rei's side and tell us what the nerdiest color is! Send us what scout your would creep on and replace on twitter @SailorBusiness or through email at [email protected]! And, as always--thanks for supporting the Sailor Business Patreon... it makes all this possible!

The show takes a total left turn with one of the characters, with Ami doing something we've never seen her do before... while in our podcast, one of the host FAILS to do something he's never failed to do before! And we're joined by one of our first guests, Betty Felon, to celebrate! Send us your completely out-of-character interests on twitter @SailorBusiness or through email at [email protected]! And, as always--thanks for supporting the Sailor Business Patreon... it makes all this possible!

We are 3/4th of the way through ALL of the original Sailor Moon anime, and we're halfway through SuperS... which means we're bringing in the Amazoness Quartet as our new nemeses! And our guest Kel McDonald has brought spoilers that are not spoilers for the Anime because they don't do that stuff in the anme! Send us your non-spoilers on twitter @SailorBusiness or through email at [email protected]! And, as always--thanks for supporting the Sailor Business Patreon... it makes all this possible!