Sailor Business

Oh man--it's the last stand of serial harrassers the Amazon Trio, in an episode Chris says is a single banana! And can you believe Fish Eye is the one who kicks off their so-called redemption? No? Us neither. But we do have a great guest in Kel McDonald helping us bury these guys! Send us your redemption stories on twitter @SailorBusiness or through email at [email protected]! And, as always--thanks for supporting the Sailor Business Patreon... it makes all this possible!

Uh-oh... look out, Usagi! That beautiful lady is trying to steal your man! Or rather, that man pretending to be a beautiful lady is trying to steal your man! Or rather, that fish turned into a man masquerading as a beautiful lady is trying to... you know what? This is messed up. But good news! New friend Rebecca Reuland is back again to help us parse it! Send us your favorite kinds of fish on twitter @SailorBusiness or through email at [email protected]! And, as always--thanks for supporting the Sailor Business Patreon... it makes all this possible!

This is it--the episode Cook Bookers have been waiting for! Or rather, the opening of an episode that Cook Bookers have been waiting for and then hoping we would all turn off before we see how terrible the episode gets after that brief moment of joy. Thankfully, our new friend Rebecca Reuland is here with us to wait through this long night in the rain! Send us your favorite dance partners on twitter @SailorBusiness or through email at [email protected]! And, as always--thanks for supporting the Sailor Business Patreon... it makes all this possible!

What's that they're saying on the news--you know, the news, where they tell us like important stories that matter--are they saying that the visiting Princess has a cold? OH NO! Don't worry everyone, my sources say she's faking so she can go to a street fair and steal balloons. Thankfully, good citizen and friend of the show Emily Panda Jarrell is on hand with up to the minute analysis! Send us your princess news on twitter @SailorBusiness or through email at [email protected]! And, as always--thanks for supporting the Sailor Business Patreon... it makes all this possible!

Is this Black Swan? Is this Perfect Blue? No, it's the obligatory ballet episode of Sailor Moon! Did you know Usagi always wanted to be a prima ballerina but never made any efforts towards this goal in her life? Yeah--that sounds like her. Get ready for some behind-the-scenes drama, and we've brought our pal Emily Panda Jarrell back to commentate on it! Send us your ballet reviews on twitter @SailorBusiness or through email at [email protected]! And, as always--thanks for supporting the Sailor Business Patreon... it makes all this possible!

We're back into the show with a very special episode. Is it an Ami spotlight? Is it a Shingo spotlight? Is it SHIMI SHIPPING spotlight? That's right, there's a new miracle romance in town, and this one has its nose in a book and its elbows to the sky. We've brought back sisters Erin and Megan Kearney to get first crack at this love for the ages! Send us your Shimi shipping thoughts on twitter @SailorBusiness or through email at [email protected]! And, as always--thanks for supporting the Sailor Business Patreon... it makes all this possible!

It's time for a new Chibisode, and this one is a really funny one... Chris brings in legal expert Erin Kearney to go over just what kind of laws the villains or Sailor Moon are actually breaking! So... maybe Sailor Moon IS a crime fighter... by accident... Tell us what crimes YOU'VE broken on twitter @SailorBusiness or through email at [email protected]! And, as always--thanks for supporting the Sailor Business Patreon... it makes all this possible!

Has Pegasus turned evil and begun attacking tractor trailers and making them crash to disrupt human supply lines in an effort to cripple humanity and take over the world? Anything is possible. Well, anythign but that--it's definitely not the case... but what IS happening is even weirder. And speaking of weird, we're joined by TWO guests, sisters Erin and Megan Kearney to talk about this horse mystery! Tell us about YOUR horse encounters on twitter @SailorBusiness or through email at [email protected]! And, as always--thanks for supporting the Sailor Business Patreon... it makes all this possible!

You like grumpy old ladies who are mean to everyone they meet? You know, a real Mrs. Deagle type who makes every person they meet hate them? Then, oh boy, have we got an episode for you! And hey...that couldn't be one of the best chefs in the world slumming it in a fruit Parlor, could it? Oh man, our great friend Ginny Otto is back to help us suss it out once again! Tell us about YOUR mean old lady encounters on twitter @SailorBusiness or through email at [email protected]! And, as always--thanks for supporting the Sailor Business Patreon... it makes all this possible!

Is this the best Mina episode of the entire series? It might just be! Everyone's favorite Goddess of Love is two-timing, so don't let your children listen to this episode--they are too young to hear about such a thing! One person who isn't too young to hear it is our great friend Ginny Otto, here to help us figure it all out! Tell us about YOUR two-timing experiences on twitter @SailorBusiness or through email at [email protected]! And, as always--thanks for supporting the Sailor Business Patreon... it makes all this possible!