Chris and Gardner are in-studio. Travis is slightly late due to a “hawk attack.” The proper etiquette for dealing with pan handlers is discussed. TT coins the phrase “street stranglers.” The Sweet 16 of the NCAA Men’s Basketball Tournament gets underway tonight. Joe Biden believes he could take Donald Trump in a fight. Remember that time Biden tried to get a guy in a wheelchair to stand up …?

Earl Austin Jr., Billikens men’s basketball radio analyst and St. Louis American sports writer, chats about March Madness, SLU, Mizzou and local high school hoops. Chesterfield Mall is for sale. What are the best food court restaurants at malls? Nobody wants to see a UFC bout featuring boxer Floyd Mayweather Jr. Chris and Travis toss out a few ideas that could make the AAF a success.

Rory McIlroy thinks PGA Tour fans get way too drunk. Johnny Manziel is looking to make a comeback. What is Robert Griffin III up to these days? Is Chase Daniel a better quarterback than RGIII? Travis erroneously claims he helped bring bullpen carts back to MLB. It’s time for the second episode of Bre’s segment called Faded. Handicapper Brandon Lang joins the program to break down the NCAA Tourney’s Sweet 16. The Austin Bomber is a terrorist. Cankles wins #FairOrFoul.

New Ole Miss men’s basketball coach Kermit Davis declares that his players will stand for the Star Spangled Banner. The folks in Oxford, MS are pleased with his stance. Has Kermit seen Mississippi’s state flag? MLB’s special Independence Day uniforms might have a wording issue on them. Travis is still bearish on the Cardinals playoff chances this season. TT wonders if the Cards should host a “Wakanda Night at the Ballpark” in the near future. Dexter Fowler is promoting some rather interesting ideas for a right field fan section at Busch Stadium. The guys are on board, and then some. Television executive Charlie Ebersol is launching a professional football league. Gardner pitches an ambitious reality TV show featuring Tim Tebow.

Chris, Travis and Gardner are all in-studio. What’s the key to a good saunter? Former Mizzou hoops star Jordan Clarkson is providing theories on dinosaurs, aliens and the moon landing. Gardner rants about alleged giants that once roamed the earth. Dr. Ed Migneco, Hillside Animal Hospital veterinarian, drops by for his weekly get-together that includes a game of Dogs on Film.

Country music trio Rascal Flatts plans to open a bar and grill in downtown St. Louis. Travis thinks the establishment is doomed to fail, but believes a Chingy themed escape room would work in that area. The scandal involving Gov. Eric Greitens (#StoryOfTheYear) continues to develop as the trial approaches. “Keyboard Cat” died! Today is National Poetry Day. When did Nancy Lieberman get divorced from Calvin Klein? Sun dress season is nigh. Jamie Crock wins #FairOrFoul.

Chris and Gardner are in studio. Travis is slightly late due to a “hawk attack.” Gardsy reveals he doesn’t have or use iTunes. The future is still bright for Mizzou basketball even if the Porter brothers head to the NBA. C.W. recalls his sports broadcasting and tennis playing days at Lindenwood University. Matt Whitener, “friend of the show” and Yardbarker writer, chats about, SLU, Mizzou, March Madness and the Cardinals.

Blink-182 is launching a residency at the Palms Casino in Las Vegas. What bands or musicians impacted you most as an adolescent? We find out Linkin Park is a polarizing group. Ryan Fagan, Sporting News national college basketball and MLB writer, details what it was like to sit courtside for UMBC’s historic win over Virginia while also explaining the #FaganJinx. Ryan provides a few baseball thoughts to boot. The We Are Live! bump is real.

The Trump administration keeps seeping into the “weird.” What movie producer/director will take on the Donald J. Trump story? A random soap opera conversation breaks out. Local artist Adam Bertels drops by for a casual get-together with Chris and Travis. Black Sheep wins #FairOrFoul.

Chris, Travis and Gardner are in-studio. The guys had a great St. Patrick’s Day in Dogtown on Saturday. Hockey Bob calls in with an Uber driving recap from over the weekend. If you were to have a drink named after you, what would it be called? All our March Madness brackets are busted. Who do you like to win the national title out of the Sweet 16 teams? What will the Mizzou hoops squad look like next season?