The fellas are rockin this morning discussing the recent Milwaukee Brewers moves. Does the Christian Yelich acquisition mean the Cardinals need to step up? OH wait. they brought in Lorenzo Cain also. We're not pumped. Fair or Foul and Morning Melee are released early.

Chris and Travis are holding it down old school as Jeff leaves with a backiotomy. Benjamin Hochman calls in to chat Cardinals, Mizzou, Blues... Then Angela Hochman jumps on to let us know she was featured in the film 'Sorority Boys' with Harland Williams.

Nickelodeon game shows are really primed for a reboot with people having money and interest. There should really be more Double Dare. Jeff is going to gnaw his hand off without a prize announced for Fair or Foul. Chris is trying to convince us that The Wild Thornberrys were a band. Is NWA the black Beatles? Jeff was accidentally racist as hell. Hockey Bob is trying to hustle up business on our show. How on earth did the Cardinals manage to put Dexter Fowler on a Southwest flight? Travis claims that he has breaking news. Nelly's been accused of more sexual assaults, this time in England. The Baseball Hall of Fame results were announced yesterday and at least Scott Rolen gets to stay on the ballot. The Daily News nailed the Chipper cover. Seeing players we watched growing up go into the Hall of Fame is really exciting. Moises Alou used to pee on himself. How do you vote for either Bonds or Clemens? Jim Edmonds deserved way better than to be a one and done. The journalists covering the steroid era may have been abdicating their responsibility. We play a guessing game with a 2002 Cardinals starting lineup. Should federal law be a criterion for evaluating baseball players? Oprah says she's not running for President. 

The Avs are in town tonight and we stumble through some Kroenke soccer. Jeff busts out 90 seconds of hockey update. Are the Padres trying to create fake buzz with the Eric Hosmer fake posts? Draymond Green apparently dissed somebody yesterday. Does Jeff have a nickname in the Blues locker room? Chris worked out with Tyron Woodley once and was afraid he would get killed. Rulon Gardner crashed in a lake and should be a Hollywood story. Vince McMahon is having a press conference today and may be firing up the XFL. Jeff and Travis may be the new Stallions broadcasting team. Chris and Travis may have to try out for the XFL. Jeff would try out as the long snapper. Kaepernick probably isn't going to be playing in the XFL. There are some old guys who are itching to come back. How does the XFL handle the concussion issue? Vince is pretty hardcore. The WWE fan base is a little more diverse than Chris and Jeff thinks it is. The Padres are saying they got hacked. Fair or Foul closes the show as always. 

Brad and Jeff are back and so is Jaden Schwartz! The perfect pun arrives in time for Star Wars night, and his return and the departure of Magnus Paajarvi are discussed. So too is the silly Carey Price rumor and the baffling salary structure of the Colorado Avalanche. 

Colorado is in town tonight and it's always fun to beat up on a Kroenke team. Carter Hutton is almost certain to find his way back in to the net, which means tension is mounting. The baseball Hall of Fame announced their 2018 class yesterday and Jeff is in favor of putting the steroid guys in. Is Barry Bonds the Andrew Jackson of baseball? Jeff stumbles into that comparison. The last place Blackhawks lost again last night which is a little bit of a relief for everyone. Dealing with the goaltending will be pretty stressful.

Just Chris and Jeff to kick off the show and we're considering talking about Pro Bowl betting with Brandon Lang. Jeff forgot to say "Happy Thursday" but we always love talking to Giamatti. Should we be holding the listeners accountable? Everyone needs to step their games up. Facebook Memories are not that fun when you used to be skinny. Jeff has been a Washington snob for a very long time. People there really hate Pete Kozma. Travis is here and he's struggling with the snooze button hawk. No one has ever watched the Pro Bowl from beginning to end. The Pro Bowl is boring because nobody tries. Travis thinks the X-Files is a sitcom now. Dan Quayle once wrote an angry letter to Murphy Brown and it's all we know about. Playing a full season of 162 games on The Show is impossible. Mizzou got smacked around by Auburn last night and it's a bad look for the rest of the season. Jeremiah Tilmon really needs to stop tackling people. Brandon Lang (@RealBrandonLang) joins the show for the full duration of football nonsense. Would Travis let Matthew McConaughey play him in black face? Travis is mad at Chris and Jeff for being soft. 

Chris and Jeff are rocking a light lineup this morning and may be doing a show for one person. We may be doing a 90 minute hockey update. Minnesota is crushing the hockey music scene nowadays. Singing the Canadian national anthem in French may be showing off. Analyzing REO Speedwagon's music is very important. Jeff knows way too much about REO Speedwagon. It turns out there are way more quality local bands than we realized. We're joined by Dr. Ed to break down all the comings and goings of the animal kingdom. Michael McDonald is the St. Louis yacht rock king. The anti-pit bull guy doesn't have enough money to run his ad during the Super Bowl and Dr. Ed is relieved by that. Travis rolls in at 7:37 to make animal sounds. Dog flu appears to be tapering off but you should keep your eyes open for warning signs. Should the St. Louis Zoo be more aggressively monetizing their cheetahs? Chris is concerned about foxes wandering around the neighborhood and Travis's Nova won't chase them. 

LeBron got to 30,000 career points last night and was the youngest and fastest to do so. Travis still has to run him down with Michael Jordan. Jordan's effortless skills make it easy to forget just how incredibly good he was. Skip Bayless's brother makes really good tacos. Auburn is at Mizzou tonight and it's certainly going to be a bad night for the Tigers. Does Mizzou get the benefit of the doubt come tournament time without Michael Porter being on the roster? Travis's hatred for the Celtics would taper off if Michael Porter ended up in Boston. Bradley Beal has made the All Star team and aren't we thrilled. Jeff and Chris have never heard of anybody in any of the Madea movies. Black Mirror is a little heavy. What's the best movie soundtrack to play behind a radio broadcast? It's hard to talk to old people who may die about their artistic futures. Is Catherine Zeta-Jones from St. Louis? Barney the Dinosaur now runs a tantric sex practice. If you're a kid performer, do you have to already be weird? Shining Time Station was pretty dope. Chris is just figuring out that Black Panther is a big deal for black people. Can you buy a piece of the crag? Fair or Foul closes the show as always. 

A 3-0 victory over the Senators gives the Blues some much needed medicine and some even more needed points. Jake Allen continues to not be used which could easily put the team in an uncomfortable position moving forward. A report out of Montreal suggested that the Blues and Habs were talking about Carey Price, but Jeff is skeptical and breaks down the reasons why. Randal Grichuk gave a juicy quote to a Toronto radio station yesterday about some of his concerns around playing in St. Louis. Is it possible to still be mad about the Rams leaving? Accepting inevitability seems to be a wiser decision.