Salsa Verde

Roe Vs Wade - Amber Vs Johnny - Jesse Vs Flirting. . . Who y'all got? Our money is on the rabbit hole. Whether you're here to choose, poop in the bed, or looking for some nostril-love, we got you covered. We babble about some serious and not so serious topics happening in the news lately and one of the boys suffers from woulda-coulda-shoulda. Psst---Don't forget to wear your tinfoil hat!

**Disclaimer: we are not experts, nor do we claim to be**

It feels so good to be back! What have we been up to? Apparently not a whole lot. We took some much needed time away and focused on ourselves. Did someone get a new job? Did someone hook up at Coachella? Did someone need some milk? Come and catch up with us as we venture into a new Season of Salsa Verde. **Side note: Boba Tea straws should be outlawed**

OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! REVIVE ME! ⚙️🩸🎮 The gang plays a video game and records their first Twitch stream! Much to our dismay, we get annihilated a few times and thrown around a little bit, but who doesn't love a good pounding. Join as we battle through a few Hordes in Gears of War and try to Escape the clutches of a grappling, bloody womb. Well, that's what it looks like anyway. Go watch some delicious clips on our Instagram & Twitter @SalsaVerdeTalk

Surprise! We talk about poop again. But first, are male sex toys a thing? Just asking. We try not to give too much love to some trash shows we actually like to watch. If you listen closely you'll learn some bad Spanish words. And does sharting count as sh*tting your pants? We seem to think so. Chocolate stains or not, you might be able to smell this episode. 《Leave a 💩 for all the washed out skid marks out there》

Welcome back Chippies! In this episode we play a fun, weird, disgusting, awful game of Would You Rather? Listen and play along with us as we discover some very interesting things about ourselves. Also, do you shake your Shaboink-aboink? We don't really know what that is, but all we know is we hate our jobs. Follow us @salsaverdetalk Buy Us A Coffee or leave us a Tip!

Noises and zingers for your pleasure. Come listen to our jibber jabber!

Oh no, someone might have caught the cooties. And did someone order some pig blood? Science has come a long way and we try to pronounce their big words. Speaking of big, some of us start "throbbing" for vacation spots around the world. That's Hot!! ---> Follow us @salsaverdetalk

The gang gifts each other Christmas presents. We talk about what we got, our holiday plans and. . . manscaping? Don't be surprised if you hear a little singing, too. Follow us @SalsaVerdeTalk. Give us a like, a comment, or recommendation.

In the third and final segment, the Lady finishes spilling the tea on her boys. We try and help her come to terms with what could be disappointment and we discuss our online profiles with each other. How do you feel about how giraffes are born?

Welcome back as we dive deeper into the date and continue to talk about the struggles that come with jumping back into the dating scene. Do you know what you want?... cuz the Lady sure does. You better communicate, Bitch!