In this Salty Language Short, Tony and Bryan discuss how the god of technology, Hephaestus, hates them. Hope you enjoy!

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This week Bryan and Tony discuss their week, cheat day, bikes, not going live, WWE cuts, Howard Finkel RIP, Disney+ edited content, the Pope gets scotch, the Salty Language t-shirt, our QoftheW, and more! Shirts: https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/5643020-salty-language-core-shirt Our Patreon: Patreon.com/saltylanguage Bryan's Go Fund Me: https://www.gofundme.com/9a7ce-life-reset&rcid=r01-15522763109-dfc5d1f679c94a45&pc=tw_co_campmgmt_w Links: 1. Toledo Bikes https://www.toledobikes.org/ 2. Splash edited https://collider.com/splash-disney-plus-edited/ 3. Disney + edited shows https://www.newsweek.com/disney-plus-censorship-movies-series-edited-splash-racist-nudity-censored-1498006 4. The real holy water https://vinepair.com/booze-news/pope-francis-oban-scotch-whisky/ 5. The Major Wrestling Figure Podcast https://mwfpod.podbean.com/ 6. WWE cuts https://www.gamespot.com/articles/2020-wwe-roster-releases-every-wrestler-whos-been-/1100-6476076/ QoftheW: Which deceased person, if brought back to life, would be the most surprised they became famous posthumously? Salty Language #SQoftheW Playlist https://open.spotify.com/playlist/4jYgl1q3T7buMzrFTcvnSc?si=5NTWNZnBRpqDbTyY-8tQSg Subscribe / rate / review us on Apple Podcasts! Visit us at: saltylanguage.com Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/salty-language/id454587072?mt=2 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3GnINOQglJq1jedh36ZjGC iHeart Radio: http://www.iheart.com/show/263-Salty-Language/ Google Play Music: https://play.google.com/music/listen#/ps/Ixozhhniffkdkgfp33brnqolvte salty-language.tumblr.com / facebook.com/saltylanguage @salty_language / [email protected] http://salty.libsyn.com/webpage / http://www.youtube.com/user/SaltyLanguagePod Instagram: SaltyLanguage Reddit: r/saltylanguage Stitcher: https://www.stitcher.com/podcast/salty-language Blubrry: https://www.blubrry.com/salty_language/ TuneIn: http://tun.in/pi72k tangentboundnetwork.com Share with your friends!

This week Bryan and Tony discuss their week, Easter, New York Seltzer, Picard, Marvels pod, Fake Doctors Real Friends pod, live action Robin Hood, Mort Drucker R.I.P., Danger Entertainment, tipping delivery people, the Salty Language t-shirt, our QoftheW, a SQoftheW, and more! Shirts: https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/5643020-salty-language-core-shirt Our Patreon: Patreon.com/saltylanguage Bryan's Go Fund Me: https://www.gofundme.com/9a7ce-life-reset&rcid=r01-15522763109-dfc5d1f679c94a45&pc=tw_co_campmgmt_w Links: 1. Mort Drucker dies https://comicbook.com/comics/2020/04/09/mort-drucker-mad-magazine-artist-dead-age-91/?utm_source=Comicbook.com&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=200409_122641_Comicbook.com%20Daily%20Newsletter&utm_content=Link 2. What people are panic buying https://www.cnn.com/2020/04/11/business/panic-buying-walmart-hair-color-coronavirus/index.html 3. Danger Entertainment dangerentertainment.net QoftheW: If the lockdown ended tomorrow, what's the first thing you'd do? Salty Language #SQoftheW Playlist https://open.spotify.com/playlist/4jYgl1q3T7buMzrFTcvnSc?si=5NTWNZnBRpqDbTyY-8tQSg Subscribe / rate / review us on Apple Podcasts! Visit us at: saltylanguage.com Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/salty-language/id454587072?mt=2 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3GnINOQglJq1jedh36ZjGC iHeart Radio: http://www.iheart.com/show/263-Salty-Language/ Google Play Music: https://play.google.com/music/listen#/ps/Ixozhhniffkdkgfp33brnqolvte salty-language.tumblr.com / facebook.com/saltylanguage @salty_language / [email protected] http://salty.libsyn.com/webpage / http://www.youtube.com/user/SaltyLanguagePod Instagram: SaltyLanguage Reddit: r/saltylanguage Stitcher: https://www.stitcher.com/podcast/salty-language Blubrry: https://www.blubrry.com/salty_language/ TuneIn: http://tun.in/pi72k tangentboundnetwork.com Share with your friends!

This week Bryan and Tony discuss their week, Tiger King, cheat day, virtual happy hour, Zoom security issues, allergies, Wrestlemania, Undertaker's Boneyard match, Godzilla in M:tG, Onward, grills, the Salty Language t-shirt, our QoftheW, a SQoftheW, and more! Shirts: https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/5643020-salty-language-core-shirt Our Patreon: Patreon.com/saltylanguage Bryan's Go Fund Me: https://www.gofundme.com/9a7ce-life-reset&rcid=r01-15522763109-dfc5d1f679c94a45&pc=tw_co_campmgmt_w Links: 1. How to make Zoom more secure https://www.wired.com/story/keep-zoom-chats-private-secure/ 2. Godzilla in M:tG https://io9.gizmodo.com/a-godzilla-magic-card-is-being-removed-because-of-the-c-1842664329 QoftheW: What's your silver lining during these crazy times? SQoftheW: What's a song that makes you want to cry? Salty Language #SQoftheW Playlist https://open.spotify.com/playlist/4jYgl1q3T7buMzrFTcvnSc?si=5NTWNZnBRpqDbTyY-8tQSg Subscribe / rate / review us on Apple Podcasts! Visit us at: saltylanguage.com Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/salty-language/id454587072?mt=2 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3GnINOQglJq1jedh36ZjGC iHeart Radio: http://www.iheart.com/show/263-Salty-Language/ Google Play Music: https://play.google.com/music/listen#/ps/Ixozhhniffkdkgfp33brnqolvte salty-language.tumblr.com / facebook.com/saltylanguage @salty_language / [email protected] http://salty.libsyn.com/webpage / http://www.youtube.com/user/SaltyLanguagePod Instagram: SaltyLanguage Reddit: r/saltylanguage Stitcher: https://www.stitcher.com/podcast/salty-language Blubrry: https://www.blubrry.com/salty_language/ TuneIn: http://tun.in/pi72k tangentboundnetwork.com dangerentertainment.net Share with your friends!

This week Bryan and Tony discuss their week, the loss of Soundboard T, Tiger King, gloves being tossed aside anywhere, Jon Jones arrested again, Doom Eternal, Zoom, Cards Against Humanity online, r/greendawn, Astrophysicist gets magnets stuck in nose, a SUATMM, the Salty Language t-shirt, our QoftheW, and more! Shirts: https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/5643020-salty-language-core-shirt Our Patreon: Patreon.com/saltylanguage Bryan's Go Fund Me: https://www.gofundme.com/9a7ce-life-reset&rcid=r01-15522763109-dfc5d1f679c94a45&pc=tw_co_campmgmt_w Links: 1. Gloves being left everywhere https://www.freep.com/story/news/local/michigan/2020/03/27/coronavirus-pandemic-pollution-gloves-masks-wipes/2920992001/ 2. Cards Against Humanity online https://www.techradar.com/how-to/how-to-play-cards-against-humanity-online 3. Jon Jones arrested again https://mmajunkie.usatoday.com/2020/03/jon-jones-bodycam-video-revealing-moments-mental-health 4. Astrophysicist gets magnets stuck in nose https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2020/mar/30/astrophysicist-gets-magnets-stuck-up-nose-while-inventing-coronavirus-device 5. Block builder waffle maker https://gizmodo.com/this-building-block-waffle-maker-is-like-eating-lego-fo-1842508085 QoftheW #1: What shape/item would your waffle maker make? QoftheW #2: What silver lining have you found during these strange times? Salty Language #SQoftheW Playlist https://open.spotify.com/playlist/4jYgl1q3T7buMzrFTcvnSc?si=5NTWNZnBRpqDbTyY-8tQSg Subscribe / rate / review us on Apple Podcasts! Visit us at: saltylanguage.com Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/salty-language/id454587072?mt=2 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3GnINOQglJq1jedh36ZjGC iHeart Radio: http://www.iheart.com/show/263-Salty-Language/ Google Play Music: https://play.google.com/music/listen#/ps/Ixozhhniffkdkgfp33brnqolvte salty-language.tumblr.com / facebook.com/saltylanguage @salty_language / [email protected] http://salty.libsyn.com/webpage / http://www.youtube.com/user/SaltyLanguagePod Instagram: SaltyLanguage Reddit: r/saltylanguage Stitcher: https://www.stitcher.com/podcast/salty-language Blubrry: https://www.blubrry.com/salty_language/ TuneIn: http://tun.in/pi72k tangentboundnetwork.com dangerentertainment.net Share with your friends!

This week Bryan and Tony discuss their week, quarantine life, Cosmic Crisp apple juice, Dave on FX, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Kenny Rogers RIP, Childish Gambino new album, Stardew Valley, Animal Crossing, Doom, WWE empty arenas, Westworld, Joker movie, Perler beads, the Salty Language t-shirt, our SQoftheW, and more! Shirts: https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/5643020-salty-language-core-shirt Our Patreon: Patreon.com/saltylanguage Bryan's Go Fund Me: https://www.gofundme.com/9a7ce-life-reset&rcid=r01-15522763109-dfc5d1f679c94a45&pc=tw_co_campmgmt_w Links: 1. Americans crossing into Mexico for toilet paper https://www.newsweek.com/americans-are-crossing-mexico-buy-toilet-paper-1493008 2. Childish Gambino's new album https://www.billboard.com/articles/columns/hip-hop/9340194/childish-gambino-new-album-3-15-20 SQoftheW: What's the best song you've heard in the last 48 hours? Salty Language #SQoftheW Playlist https://open.spotify.com/playlist/4jYgl1q3T7buMzrFTcvnSc?si=5NTWNZnBRpqDbTyY-8tQSg Subscribe / rate / review us on Apple Podcasts! Visit us at: saltylanguage.com Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/salty-language/id454587072?mt=2 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3GnINOQglJq1jedh36ZjGC iHeart Radio: http://www.iheart.com/show/263-Salty-Language/ Google Play Music: https://play.google.com/music/listen#/ps/Ixozhhniffkdkgfp33brnqolvte salty-language.tumblr.com / facebook.com/saltylanguage @salty_language / [email protected] http://salty.libsyn.com/webpage / http://www.youtube.com/user/SaltyLanguagePod Instagram: SaltyLanguage Reddit: r/saltylanguage Stitcher: https://www.stitcher.com/podcast/salty-language Blubrry: https://www.blubrry.com/salty_language/ TuneIn: http://tun.in/pi72k tangentboundnetwork.com dangerentertainment.net Share with your friends!

This week Bryan and Tony discuss their week, Coronavirus silliness, Call of Duty Battlezone, Animal Crossing, grocery store silliness, Tik Tok influencer who licked a toilet seat, Samurai Jack video game, hand sanitzer reseller might be in trouble, sword of the meth king, car thief claims she's Beyonce, church infects followers, Doom metal choir soundtrack, sanitizer and toilet paper as arcade prizes, monkey fights in Thailand, , the Salty Language t-shirt, our QoftheW, and more! Shirts: https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/5643020-salty-language-core-shirt Our Patreon: Patreon.com/saltylanguage Bryan's Go Fund Me: https://www.gofundme.com/9a7ce-life-reset&rcid=r01-15522763109-dfc5d1f679c94a45&pc=tw_co_campmgmt_w Links: 1. Tik Tok influencer licks toilet seat https://news.yahoo.com/influencer-filmed-herself-licking-plane-135300257.html 2. U.K. sewers are breaking down https://globalnews.ca/news/6684851/water-system-clogging-coronavirus/ 3. Ancient sword of the meth king https://www.foxnews.com/us/ancient-sword-of-the-meth-king-seized-by-michigan-police 4. Doom Metal choir https://loudwire.com/listen-doom-eternal-metal-choir-static-x-aborted-tengger-cavalry-black-crown-initiate/ 5. Samurai Jack game coming soon https://www.ign.com/articles/samurai-jack-video-game-announced-for-pc-ps4-xbox-and-switch 6. Man has hand sanitizer he can't sell on Amazon anymore https://www.nytimes.com/2020/03/14/technology/coronavirus-purell-wipes-amazon-sellers.html 7. Man forced to donate sanitizer to charity https://www.today.com/news/brothers-who-hoarded-17-700-bottles-hand-sanitizer-forced-donate-t176028 8. Source Point Press comics http://sourcepointpress.com/ 9. Woman who stole car tells police that she's Beyonce https://www.huffpost.com/entry/surena-henry-beyonce-knowle_n_5e6900d5c5b68d61645e87f9 10. Church infects followers with spray bottle https://www.scmp.com/week-asia/health-environment/article/3075421/coronavirus-salt-water-spray-infects-46-church-goers 11. Sanitizer and toilet paper as arcade game prizes https://www.thestar.com.my/news/world/2020/03/13/hand-sanitisers-toilet-paper-become-arcade-game-prizes-amid-shortages-due-to-covid-19 12. Monkey fights in Thailand https://www.thaienquirer.com/9521/coronavirus-are-causing-monkey-wars-in-thailand/ QoftheW #1: What game sound effects are forever stuck in your head? QoftheW #2: What did you hate to learn, but glad you did? Salty Language #SQoftheW Playlist https://open.spotify.com/playlist/4jYgl1q3T7buMzrFTcvnSc?si=5NTWNZnBRpqDbTyY-8tQSg Subscribe / rate / review us on Apple Podcasts! Visit us at: saltylanguage.com Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/salty-language/id454587072?mt=2 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3GnINOQglJq1jedh36ZjGC iHeart Radio: http://www.iheart.com/show/263-Salty-Language/ Google Play Music: https://play.google.com/music/listen#/ps/Ixozhhniffkdkgfp33brnqolvte salty-language.tumblr.com / facebook.com/saltylanguage @salty_language / [email protected] http://salty.libsyn.com/webpage / http://www.youtube.com/user/SaltyLanguagePod Instagram: SaltyLanguage Reddit: r/saltylanguage Stitcher: https://www.stitcher.com/podcast/salty-language Blubrry: https://www.blubrry.com/salty_language/ TuneIn: http://tun.in/pi72k tangentboundnetwork.com dangerentertainment.net Share with your friends!

This week Bryan and Tony discuss their week, farts in the candle aisle, night out and trivia, military surplus store visit, Zeros moped gang, Daylight Saving Time, voting, Tito's tells people not to use vodka for hand sanitizer, hoarding supplies and panic, William Shatner wins a load in his divorce, Dark Side of the Ring season 2, the Salty Language t-shirt, our new Song Question of the Week (SQoftheW), and more! Shirts: https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/5643020-salty-language-core-shirt Our Patreon: Patreon.com/saltylanguage Bryan's Go Fund Me: https://www.gofundme.com/9a7ce-life-reset&rcid=r01-15522763109-dfc5d1f679c94a45&pc=tw_co_campmgmt_w Links: 1. Dark Side of the Ring https://variety.com/2020/tv/news/dark-side-of-the-ring-season-2-premiere-date-chris-benoit-vice-1203521655/ 2. Zeros moped gang https://www.toledo.com/news/2015/10/09/toledo-local-features/a-bunch-of-zeros-talking-with-toledo-s-moped-gang/ 3. William Shatner divorce https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/qjdxvq/yeehaw-william-shatner-just-won-a-bunch-of-horse-jizz-in-his-divorce 4. Tito's asks people to not make sanitizer from their vodka https://www.cnn.com/2020/03/05/us/titos-vodka-coronavirus-trnd/index.html #SqoftheW: What's a song that you would listen to on repeat? Salty Language #SQoftheW Playlist https://open.spotify.com/playlist/4jYgl1q3T7buMzrFTcvnSc?si=5NTWNZnBRpqDbTyY-8tQSg Subscribe / rate / review us on Apple Podcasts! Visit us at: saltylanguage.com Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/salty-language/id454587072?mt=2 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3GnINOQglJq1jedh36ZjGC iHeart Radio: http://www.iheart.com/show/263-Salty-Language/ Google Play Music: https://play.google.com/music/listen#/ps/Ixozhhniffkdkgfp33brnqolvte salty-language.tumblr.com / facebook.com/saltylanguage @salty_language / [email protected] http://salty.libsyn.com/webpage / http://www.youtube.com/user/SaltyLanguagePod Instagram: SaltyLanguage Reddit: r/saltylanguage Stitcher: https://www.stitcher.com/podcast/salty-language Blubrry: https://www.blubrry.com/salty_language/ TuneIn: http://tun.in/pi72k tangentboundnetwork.com dangerentertainment.net Share with your friends!

This week Bryan and Tony discuss their week, being sleepy, silly dreams, Chipotle silliness, heat being out, turtle butlers, The Mandalorian, Justice League Night fiasco, Pope asks Catholics to stop trolling, Garth Brooks attacked for wearing Sanders jersey, Dunkin' introduces Snackin' Bacon, doctors urge people to not put potatoes in their butt, the Salty Language t-shirt, our new Song Question of the Week (SQoftheW), and more! Shirts: https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/5643020-salty-language-core-shirt Our Patreon: Patreon.com/saltylanguage Bryan's Go Fund Me: https://www.gofundme.com/9a7ce-life-reset&rcid=r01-15522763109-dfc5d1f679c94a45&pc=tw_co_campmgmt_w Links: 1. CNN report on Corona sales is false https://www.huffpost.com/entry/corona-beer-coronavirus-poll_n_5e598955c5b6450a30be6b33?ncid=engmodushpmg00000003&fbclid=IwAR1aUgTQxx_wod8VaxSybE_VOELgyr0CFyMoDtAi9GTUhlIUKTF9V-CIDcE 2. Pope asks for people to give up trolling https://www.reuters.com/article/us-pope-generalaudience-lent-insults/pope-to-catholics-for-lent-give-up-trolling-idUSKCN20K1O7 3. Dunkin selling bacon now https://www.complex.com/life/2020/02/dunkin-selling-sacks-of-bacon-now 4. Doctors plead with people to not put potatoes in their butt https://www.newshub.co.nz/home/lifestyle/2020/02/doctors-plead-with-embarrassed-haemorrhoids-sufferers-not-to-put-frozen-potatoes-up-their-bums.html 5. Aquaman gets stuck https://youtu.be/6DC_HX8eG1c 6. Garth Brooks attacked for wearing Sanders jersey https://www.freep.com/story/sports/columnists/shawn-windsor/2020/02/29/garth-brooks-barry-sanders-jersey-bernie-sanders/4905236002/ #SqoftheW: A song to play that mentions someone's name? Salty Language #SQoftheW Playlist https://open.spotify.com/playlist/4jYgl1q3T7buMzrFTcvnSc?si=5NTWNZnBRpqDbTyY-8tQSg Subscribe / rate / review us on Apple Podcasts! Visit us at: saltylanguage.com Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/salty-language/id454587072?mt=2 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3GnINOQglJq1jedh36ZjGC iHeart Radio: http://www.iheart.com/show/263-Salty-Language/ Google Play Music: https://play.google.com/music/listen#/ps/Ixozhhniffkdkgfp33brnqolvte salty-language.tumblr.com / facebook.com/saltylanguage @salty_language / [email protected] http://salty.libsyn.com/webpage / http://www.youtube.com/user/SaltyLanguagePod Instagram: SaltyLanguage Reddit: r/saltylanguage Stitcher: https://www.stitcher.com/podcast/salty-language Blubrry: https://www.blubrry.com/salty_language/ TuneIn: http://tun.in/pi72k tangentboundnetwork.com dangerentertainment.net Share with your friends!

This week Bryan and Tony discuss their week, being sleepy, seltzer sales, weirdos at the bar, Rob Liefeld vs Juggalos, brownies, Major Magic's, Impractcal Jokers movie, man dies in rocket crash, conspiracies, the Salty Language t-shirt, our new Song Question of the Week (SQoftheW), and more! Shirts: https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/5643020-salty-language-core-shirt Our Patreon: Patreon.com/saltylanguage Bryan's Go Fund Me: https://www.gofundme.com/9a7ce-life-reset&rcid=r01-15522763109-dfc5d1f679c94a45&pc=tw_co_campmgmt_w Links: 1. Man dies trying to see if the world is flat https://www.marketwatch.com/story/mad-mike-highes-dies-in-rocket-crash-trying-to-prove-earth-is-flat-2020-02-23?mod=home-page 2. Rob Liefeld has beef with Juggalos https://www.bleedingcool.com/2020/02/20/rob-liefeld-thanks-supporters-for-help-in-war-against-juggalos/ 3. Seltzer market is booming https://markets.businessinsider.com/news/stocks/beer-companies-stocks-best-for-hard-seltzer-boom-ubs-2019-7-1028400172 #SQoftheW: What's a song to play on your birthday? Salty Language #SQoftheW Playlist https://open.spotify.com/playlist/4jYgl1q3T7buMzrFTcvnSc?si=5NTWNZnBRpqDbTyY-8tQSg Subscribe / rate / review us on Apple Podcasts! Visit us at: saltylanguage.com Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/salty-language/id454587072?mt=2 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3GnINOQglJq1jedh36ZjGC iHeart Radio: http://www.iheart.com/show/263-Salty-Language/ Google Play Music: https://play.google.com/music/listen#/ps/Ixozhhniffkdkgfp33brnqolvte salty-language.tumblr.com / facebook.com/saltylanguage @salty_language / [email protected] http://salty.libsyn.com/webpage / http://www.youtube.com/user/SaltyLanguagePod Instagram: SaltyLanguage Reddit: r/saltylanguage Stitcher: https://www.stitcher.com/podcast/salty-language Blubrry: https://www.blubrry.com/salty_language/ TuneIn: http://tun.in/pi72k tangentboundnetwork.com dangerentertainment.net Share with your friends!