We really choosing city council members out of a dollar tree gift bag huh? OK...

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30,000 feet in the air and Jesus told her to open the plane door. Nah, that wasn't Jesus...

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So many clowns here... a cop, and wig, and a stolen car. Catfished!

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Head on over the San Francisco's Union Square Christmas tree, climb inside of it, and start drinking! Oh, but don't forget to film it all for social media!

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It's the viral video the Bay is talking about today. This clown hanging on to the back of a VTA train thought he was in a movie!

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This woman is a clown for suing over mac n cheese... but she probably gonna get paid out!

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Joe just had to go. Guess he wasn't close to home because he tried to break into someone's house to go poop!

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It takes balls to steal an entire Muni bus! This clown side swiped 10 cars while mobbin through the Mission this past weekend.

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...and you thought you were freaky. Wow. I know everyone gets off on different things, but this is just clownish.

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Mary Brown is all about her taxidermy, and she thought a human foot would make a good addition to the collection. She stole the foot, before the dude was even dead!

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