Those golf carts go like 20 mph! They ain't made for the freeway. Not only was Diane Hawk mobbin down the center lane, she was guzzling Jack as well.

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Yue Yu wanted to do away with her husband, so she started putting Draino in his drinks. He suspected something though, so he set up the nanny cams. Clown caught red handed!

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This lady didn't want go to work as a security guard at Lollapalooza... so she called in a mass shooting threat!??

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You really THAT scared of spiders? I guess so cause he felt the need to burn this spider, and then set off a 40 acre fire.

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She was calculating! She thought of everything, except where her ex's house actually was! she set fire to the wrong crib. Oop!

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The barking dog was keeping her and her kids up all night. After trying everything, she decides to blast "Who Let The Dogs Out" for 6 hours straight.

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This lady was on something, or thought she was playing GTA. Ran right through a red and hit this poor dude on a bike.

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These people had their order screwed up three times in the drive through, so they went inside to sort things out. That's when things went sideways cause the manager got heated and decided to fight back... with boiling hot water.

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John AND Walgreens are clowns for this move. This poor couple just wants buy condoms!

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Augustah Hubble's boyfriend was cheatin so she put habanero oil in his condom. THEN she married his Dad!?

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