Female rapper Sexyy Red just made the most ratchet remix imaginable to one of the most bubble-gum pop songs of all time!

Sexyy Red's "Ah Thousand Jugs" is a remake to Vanessa Carlton's pop tune "A Thousand Miles"

DC said it best during Clorn of the Day on the Sana G Morning Show:

"We understand black people are mad Taylor Swift remade September, but this is not how we get them back!"

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There's a new member added to the Bay Area's notorious #ClownOfTheDay family which includes the likes of #BBQBecky and #JoggerJoe.

Tis latest beesh, who has been so appropriately named "Permit Patty," is causing an uproar in San Francisco after she was caught on camera calling the cops to report a young girl selling water outside her apartment building.

In a video posted to Instagram early Saturday, a mom claims the cops were called on her 8-year-old daughter.

"An 8-year-old selling water in front of her apartment building where she's lived her whole life is NOT a reason to call the Police," the woman captioned the video.

She is the one who named the woman Permit Patty.

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First Lady Melania Trump wore a jacket that said "I really don't care. Do you?" on her way to visit immigrant children who are being kept in cages... President Donald Trump responded on his Twitter account:
“I REALLY DON’T CARE, DO U?” written on the back of Melania’s jacket, refers to the Fake News Media. Melania has learned how dishonest they are, and she truly no longer cares!

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Golden State Warriors bench warmer Nick "Swaggy P." Young has really let the Yay Area get to his head! When TMZ asked him how he feels about Canada becoming the first country to legalize marijuana, Nick Young really said,

"Everybody needs to do coke..." 😒 Safe to assume he's gonna be looking for a new job soon...

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If a man's zipper breaks at church, what might he use to cover it up? Charles Barkley's answer STUNS his team! But wait...

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A new witness who has come forward claims Oakland's New Parish nightclub owner Jason Perkins is the man who threatened to assault and burn people living in a homeless tent encampment in fliers anonymously distributed on Duboce Street in February.

This witness, a former employee of Perkins, provided me with text message exchanges seemingly showing Perkins bragging about news coverage of his threatening fliers, which the witness claims Perkins himself taped to homeless people’s tents. In those text messages, Perkins also admits to brandishing a gun at a homeless man. That homeless man claimed he chased Perkins with a bat because Perkins had just pepper-sprayed him in the face. The former employee also claims Perkins asked him to recruit his friends to beat the homeless people after sundown.

Perkins is prominent in the local music scene as he owns the venue Brick and Mortar Music Hall, and until he sold his shares a few days ago also owned the venue New Parish in Oakland.

In February, the San Francisco Examiner was first to report a rash of fliers that were posted on homeless people’s tents along a skate park in South of Market, across the street from Brick and Mortar.

“ATTN JUNKIE MOTHER FUCKERS … WE are SICK of watching you leave needles in our park, shitting in our park and STEALING AND THIEVING from children and innocent people in the Park,” the fliers left on tents on Feb. 9 read, which continued “IF YOU ARE STILL HERE AFTER DARK TONIGHT, the hunters will become the hunted. We will pound you, burn you, beat you, and fuck you up if you are within a 100 yards of this park starting after sun down tonight.”

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A couple pre-Father's Day gatherings turned out into an all out brawl between two families when one child injured another in Brentwood, CA Saturday (6/16) afternoon!

4 Bay Area women were arrested during the altercation: Sidney Jones, 27, of Oakland, 23-year-old Jeanae Lomackpratt of Brentwood, 20-year-old Freedie Davis of Antioch, and Myesha Longabodike, 42, of Oakland

Via KRON4:

A dispute between two families escalated into a huge brawl at a Brentwood Park Saturday afternoon.

According to the Brentwood Police Department, a child was injured by another kid playing at Veteran's Park.

Both families confronted each other over the incident which led to an argument that quickly turned violent.

A fight broke out between at least 50 people and officers had to intervene.

Authorities said an officer was forced to use his TASER on a combative man.

Sidney Jones, 27, of Oakland, 23-year-old Jeanae Lomackpratt of Brentwood, 20-year-old Freedie Davis of Antioch, and Myesha Longabodike, 42, of Oakland were all arrested.

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A group of girls got stuck with a $2,800 bar tab the man they thought was buying all their drinks ditched them with the bill!

Is he the hero of the week or the Clown of the Day? You be the judge!

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