Welcome to season two ya fucking creeps! This season Sarah and Emi are organized and on top of it. Tune in for a very well-thought-out meditation on Hot Girl Summer. Also, for the record, Emi made a funny joke about Sarah but it was during the secret podcast so just trust us and give us a laugh anyway.

Daytime Emmy and Grammy award-winning (just trust us) podcast hosts Sarah and Emi discuss Olivia Rodrigo's album SOUR. Unfortunately, behind every Olivia Rodrigo in the world, there is a Joshua Basset. This week is short kings, creepy men, and a couple of guy's girls. What can we say, it's brutal out here. 

What is Lakefair if not nicotine addictions preserving? If you're out of the loop, Lakefair is a cultural event described as "an even bigger Coachella" that takes place once a year in Olympia. Sarah and Emi discuss the relevance of this deeply significant event and get into what makes the great city of Olympia so...weird. 

Sarah and Emi talk movies with their old friend Martin (Scorsese). His audio's kind of hard to hear, but he's definitely there. All three agree that the biggest snub of the 2021 Oscars is the 2019 film Hustlers, or maybe Uncut Gems. 

The founding members of the Witch Craft Club are back and better than ever. Following a restful hiatus, Sarah and Emi get into all things otherworldly (Sagitarrius men, for one) and answer your spookiest questions. 

Oops! Sarah and Emi are holding off on this week's episode but we wouldn't want to disappoint our huge (male) audience. So, here's the only surviving audio from our first try at the Britney episode.  

Unfortunately, friend of the podcast Michael Che was double booked this week, so instead Sarah and Emi answer YOUR most pressing questions. 

The first night at BED when you left, Ron made out with two girls and put his head between a cocktail waitress's breasts. [He] also was grinding with multiple fat women. When you left crying at Klutch, Ron was holding hands and dancing with a female and took down her number. Multiple people in the house know, therefore you should know the truth.

Anyway, we talk about reality tv today. Stay fiercely real, girlies. 

Hey, queens! Wanna take charge of your life, #WorkFromWifi, and make your OWN money? Well, we've got an episode for you! This week Emi and Sarah dive into the mystery of Amelia Earhart (kind of), discuss #WomanInStem Elizabeth Holmes, and... take down the British monarchy?  Boss babes only for this one.

Well, Frasier is dead but the podcast lives! Today Sarah and Emi plunge into the dark void that is the dating world and answer all of YOUR pressing questions. Buckle up, this one is uhhh...