It is the absolute hungover delirium today for us, the energy is chaotic but sometimes you just need to roll with it and let these things happen. Come catch up on the week past with us and we are also discussing the way we speak about one another, Instagram filters, cosmetic procedures, 10 things I hate about him and  of course my munchausen syndrome. Enjoy baby!!!!

Happy Glasgow fair day to our queers and queens!! Today we dissect some raw hot topics in relation to affairs, cheating, where’s the line? The liking of the picture disrespect - A DEBATE. Working from home culture, are you reeking on your teams call, have you brushed your teeth before 2pm this week? Making new friends, jail insider info. Quite right. 

We’re back bitches!!! This week is love island themed, love island grass is greener moving on mentality, looking for the next best thing, moving on from breakups. Midweek rules?? Who has time for those, live your life to the full! Influencer culture, coach culture and some other hot piping tea from your favourite ratchet pair.

...aint it too too bad? I do apologise for the vocals. Hi everyone this week we deep dive in to things that are deemed acceptable by society for males to do and not females, the TOXIC workplaces,  unrealistic body standards, love island, crawl backs and of course as always much more bullshit. Enjoy!!

*disclaimer 1* theres a small prrr drilling noise throughout, sounds like someone’s maws cat is featuring. *disclaimer 2* this is a little/lottle bit naughty and rotten at points - it’s provocative it gets the PEOPLE GOINGGG!!! today’s discussion pieces are the nudes, code names, the gay holiday, BEIGE LINEN SUIT, animal cruelty - wow we don’t half jump about with topics do we.

Welcome Back to another episode of our BS where it is Callum's (Daddy Pigs) Bday!!! Happy Birthday Miranda, from the kitchen, in Renfrew. Today we discuss dates, irrational fears, types, sleeping with a bat, tone deaf boys and other fun kinky bits. Enjoy!

We talk the messiest bank holiday weekend which led in to a serious mental health downward spiral (no prizes for guessing who that ones about), red flags, coming out, pride fun, who’s starting a new porn star career, what we HATE about each other and much more bullshit. Tune in.

On our debut episode we discuss all current life ongoings. Do we full ghost or do we send a text? Do we get para about the quiet pee toilet? Did we get a sugar daddy cash pig? We also get in to the possibility of all calories on menus, friends reunion and the passive texts. Hope you all love...but anyways enjoy your night.

Welcome to the Sarah Tonin Diaries brought to you by Callum and Lauren. We are here to give you a weekly dosage of that serotonin we all need during these tough times so come along for the ride and some giggles. We will be dissecting the gossip, life events, current affairs and all other topics from the perspective of the girls, gays and theys. Please tune in for some woke millennial realness baby!!