This week's episode kicks off with stories that feature the legendary Woody the Janitor. Then, Josh Angel joins our merry band to talk about inadvertently wearing a bike helmet in his ID picture, his love of the Cleveland County Fair, and his tenure as a volleyball PA announcer. He also provides a spirited defense of his efforts to sunscreen Kyle Lanning's back in 2015. Next, Cole Fountain thrills the Tens of Listeners with his self-deprecating wit. He takes us behind the scenes of his decorated college football career at Georgia Southern University and expresses great admiration for his Father-in-Law's hair. All that and more on this week's dose of storytelling delight.

Your Itemized Episode Menu:

Cavalcade of Sound Clips (0:01-1:47)
Opening Monologue (1:48-12:29)
  -Table Setting (1:48-3:30)
  -Woody the Janitor Stories (3:31-10:37)
  -Previewing this Week's Guests (10:38-12:29)
"It's Like Disney World, but in Shelby!" (12:30-12:39)
Josh Angel Interview (12:40-52:05)
  -Guest Intro (12:40-13:32)
  -Zip Code Talk (13:33-14:02)
  -Wearing a Bike Helmet in his Student ID Picture (14:03-17:43)
  -Twin Talk (17:44-20:57)
  -"Enka Stinka" (Loyalty to Enka High School) (20:58-22:39)
  -Josh the PA Announcer (22:40-25:53)
  -The Newly-Wed Game (25:54-25:57)
  -Dietary Corrections and Becoming an Exercise Enthusiast (25:58-30:44)
  -The Cleveland County Fair (30:45-33:04)
  -Thermostat Talk (33:05-36:59)
  -Wing Man Talk (37:00-40:26)
  -An Honorary Member of the Ruff Family (40:27-42:35)
  -Sunscreening Kyle's Back (42:36-44:32)
  -Josh Loves Belmont (44:33-46:32)
  -Sharing Belmont with Evan (46:33-49:00)
  -An Embarrassing Defeat at a Church Cornhole Tournament (49:01-51:30)
  -Guest Send-Off (51:31-52:05)
The Golden Baritones of Verne Lundquist (52:06-52:16)
Cole Fountain Interview (52:17-1:23:40)
  -Guest Intro (52:17-53:18)
  -A Young Man Built to Play Offensive Line (53:19-55:46)
  -Getting Recruited to Play College Football (55:47-56:53)
  -Friendship with the Great Kenny Baker (56:54-58:39)
  -Redshirting at Georgia Southern (58:40-59:51)
  -Playing Career Memories and Favorite Road Trips (59:52-1:06:44)
  -High Point and Low Point (1:06:45-1:07:50)
  -Brian VanGorder (1:07:51-1:08:23)
  -Adjusting to Life Post-Football (1:08:24-1:09:38)
  -Getting into a Lather for GSU Football (1:09:39-1:10:53)
  -Man Crush on Verne Lundquist (1:10:54-1:12:46)
  -Putting the Moves on Sloan (1:12:47-1:15:22)
  -His Father-in-Law's Impeccable Hair (1:15:23-1:17:58)
  -Coaching Youth Sports (1:17:59-1:21:06)
  -Flash Foods or Flash Floods? (1:21:07-1:22:30)
  -A Future Remote Broadcast in Atlanta? (1:22:31-1:23:40)
Steve Spurrier Does Stand-Up (1:23:41-1:24:38)

This week's monologue includes the story of a truck's rendezvous with a building in Boiling Springs, a tribute to the late great Johnny Majors, and a story from my first professional road trip. Then, Ben Perdue and I talk about a host of topics, including Holiday Inn parties, car maintenance, jamming at the lighthouse with John Blalock, and the famous Taco Bell incident of 2011. Barry Bradberry also joins the show to talk about how he parlayed a 90-day contract into a 45-year career, speeding through Whitsett in an Astro van, and asking for directions.

This Week's Itemized Audio Breakfast:

Cavalcade of Sound Clips (0:01-1:47)
Opening Monologue (1:48-18:16)
  -Table Setting (1:48-3:23)
  -Case Farms Truck Crashes into Vacant Spangler Dorm (3:24-8:47)
  -Coach Johnny Majors Story and Tribute (8:48-13:12)
  -Preview of Guest Interviews (13:13-14:51)
  -First College Fair Story (14:52-16:42)
  -Listener Shout-Outs (16:43-18:16)
Jerry and Larry (18:17-18:39)
Ben Perdue Interview (18:40-1:11:31)
  -Guest Intro (18:40-20:40)
  -Origins of "Band Perped" (20:41-23:26)
  -Driving on the Turnpike (23:27-24:16)
  -Going to the Horseshoe (24:17-24:51)
  -Roadtrip to Maryland (24:52-25:34)
  -Holiday Inn & Days Inn Parties ("HIPS & DIPS") (25:35-27:01)
  -Favorite Work Trip Destinations (27:02-28:22)
  -Atlantic City Memories (28:23-30:33)
  -"If You Take Care of the Car..." (30:34-33:48)
  -The Taco Bell Story (33:49-43:47)
  -Sharing an Office with Blalock (43:58-46:43)
  -Hotel and Food Preferences (46:44-49:09)
  -"Like a Ghost in the Night" (49:10-51:58)
  -Roommate Lunches (51:59-53:16)
  -Dog Door (53:17-53:50)
  -Living on the West Coast (53:51-57:21)
  -Being a Dad (57:22-1:01:22)
  -Getting a Speeding Ticket at Spring Training (1:01:23-1:02:50)
  -Living in Cary (1:02:51-1:04:28)
  -Botching a Co-Worker's Name (1:04:29-1:05:49)
  -A Late Night Undergrad Adventure (1:05:50-1:08:30)
  -Performing at Stick's (1:08:31-1:11:02)
  -Guest Send-Off (1:11:03-1:11:31)
Groucho Marx on Pullman Cars (1:11:32-1:11:44)
Barry Bradberry Interview (1:11:45-1:37:13)
  -Guest Intro (1:11:45-1:12:34)
  -Starting with a 90-Day Contract (1:12:35-1:14:29)
  -Early Days at Chowan Junior College (1:14:30-1:17:01)
  -Murfreesboro, NC (1:17:02-1:18:18)
  -Early Memories of Elon (1:18:19-1:20:18)
  -First Travel Experiences (1:20:19-1:21:53)
  -Memorable Trips (1:21:54-1:24:05)
  -An Accidental Scholarship (1:24:06-1:24:34)
  -Longest Journeys (1:24:35-1:25:09)
  -Speeding Through Whitsett in an Astro Van (1:25:10-1:26:44)
  -Asking for Directions (1:26:45-1:27:33)
  -Favorite Dining Spots (1:27:34-1:28:54)
  -Staying Put for 45 Years and Counting (1:28:55-1:31:23)
  -The Future of Colleges (1:31:24-1:35:22)
  -Does Not Want an Eponymous Bench (1:35:23-1:36:40)
  -Guest Send-Off (1:36:41-1:37:13)
Elvis is Strung Out on Music (1:37:14-1:37:29)

This week's episode features an opening monologue and two outstanding interviews. First, we ring in beach season by gathering around the campfire for stories from beach trips of years gone by. Then, we hear from not one - but two - local elected officials. First, Boiling Springs Town Councilman Daniel Thomas stops by to talk about the concrete balls along Main Street, cold beer being available for sale within town limits, drooping power lines, and a potential run for Mayor in 2021. Then, Jimmy Dancy, Mayor of Rutherfordton, tells us about weather patterns in Marion, giving up soda, the Forest City Owls, and amusing stories from the local campaign trail. All that and more on this week's installment of Saturday Morning with Shane McGrath.

Here's this week's menu of your audio breakfast:

Cavalcade of Sound (0:01-1:47)
Opening Monologue (1:48-25:06)
  -Table Setting (1:48-6:07)
  -Beach Stories (6:08-19:15)
     *"Bring Me a Towel" (6:37-9:17)
     *Golf Cart Shenanigans at Ocean Lakes Family Campground (9:18-12:07)
     *Josh Reluctantly Applies Kyle's Sunscreen (12:08-14:21)
     *Quotable Moments in Destin (14:22-19:15)
  -Beach Power Rankings and a Shout-Out to the Fix-It Shop (19:16-25:06)
More Sound Clips (25:07-25:19)
Daniel Thomas Interview (25:20-1:00:03)
  -Guest Introduction (25:20-25:59)
  -Five-Year Anniversary of his First SMWSM Appearance (26:00-26:27)
  -Sarah Romances Daniel (26:28-27:52)
  -Mayor in 2021? (27:53-29:28)
  -Mayor Billy Ellis: Basketball Star (29:29-30:02)
  -Larry Thomas Quotes (30:03-32:54)
  -Cold Beer Available for Sale in Boiling Springs (32:55-37:59)
  -The Concrete Balls Along Main Street (38:00-42:18)
  -The Boiling Springs Post Office (42:19-43:15)
  -Drooping Power Lines above Main Street (43:16-44:58)
  -Big Fun at Town Council Meetings (44:59-48:49)
  -Daniel the Retail Campaigner (48:50-52:13)
  -Weighing Running for Mayor in 2021 (52:14-52:55)
  -EXCLUSIVE: A New Town Moto is in the Works (54:52-56:30)
  -Getting to Know the New GWU President (56:31-57:14)
  -School in the Fall (57:15-58:39)
  -Daniel Grows a Beard (58:40-1:00:03)
We're Mass Communicating (1:00:04-1:00:11)
Jimmy Dancy Interview (1:00:12-1:32:43)
  -Guest Introduction (1:00:12-1:01:07)
  -His Friendship with the Dancing Mailman (1:01:08-1:02:23)
  -Moving to the Big Town of Forest City in 1976 (1:02:24-1:03:12)
  -Putting Down Roots in Rutherford County (1:03:13-1:04:26)
  -The Rain in Marion (1:04:27-1:05:16)
  -Working in High Finance (1:05:17-1:06:04)
  -Never Thought He'd be a Mayor (1:06:05-1:08:11)
  -Media Coverage of a Small Town Mayor (1:08:12-1:09:18)
  -Giving Up Soda (1:09:19-1:10:50)
  -Spindale Talk (1:10:51-1:12:06)
  -Supporting R-S Central HS Football (1:12:07-1:13:13)
  -Forest City Owls (1:13:14-1:14:11)
  -Coffee with the Mayor (1:14:12-1:15:49)
  -Corona Talk (1:15:50-1:19:55)
  -UNC Football Talk (1:19:56-1:24:20)
  -Funny Campaign and Grandparent Stories (1:24:21-1:27:24)
  -The Different Pronunciations of Rutherfordton (1:27:25-1:30:04)
  -Plans for the Future (1:30:05-1:32:43)
Phil Remind Us About the Peach Shed (1:32:44-1:33:08)

To the delight of the Tens of Listeners, Saturday Morning with Shane McGrath is back in the broadcasting saddle. This week's episode reintroduces the program and brings you two interviews with local celebrities. Here's an itemized rundown of your Saturday Morning Audio Breakfast:

Cavalcade of Sound (0:01-1:46)
Opening Monologue: A Brief History of SMWSM (1:47-14:34)
Evan Rhodes Interview (14:35-45:37)
  -Biography (14:35-17:04)
  -2008 Christian of the Year (17:05-18:22)
  -High School Wresting Star (18:23-24:57)
  -Getting Recruited and Early Gardner-Webb Recollections (24:58-29:40)
  -Life on Mauney Ground Floor (29:41-30:46)
  -Eating Dave Sweeney's Cereal (30:47-32:11)
  -Coach Wince Singing (32:12-33:29)
  -GWU Wrestling Practices (33:30-34:17)
  -Romancing Anna (34:18-36:08)
  -On Child Birth (36:09-39:02)
  -On Fatherhood (39:03-42:39)
  -Marathon Man (42:40-44:45)
  -Closing (44:46-45:27)
Cary Grant and Shirley Temple Checking In (45:28-45:36)
Dora is Ready to Hear Philip (45:37-45:40)
Philip the Dancing Mailman Interview (45:41-1:25:24)
  -Biography (45:41-46:05)
  -Phil the Pool Boy (46:06-47:00)
  -The Cliffside Post Office (47:01-48:24)
  -Resume Talk (48:24-48:50)
  -Buying Stamps (48:51-50:20)
  -USPS Value and Logistics (50:21-53:44)
  -Zip Codes are not a Scam (53:45-57:48)
  -Lost Mail and Unruly Customers (57:49-1:00:25)
  -A Sting Operation at the Boiling Springs Post Office (1:00:26-1:04:56)
  -Postal Inspectors (1:04:57-1:05:57)
  -Telecons (1:05:58-1:10:03)
  -Working at the Peach Shed (1:10:04-1:10:46)
  -Phil the Football Coach (1:10:47-1:12:14)
  -More Peach Shed Talk (1:12:15-1:13:10)
  -John Blalock at UPS (1:13:11-1:15:36)
  -Zip Code Quiz (1:15:37-1:20:55)
  -More Postal Facts (1:20:56-1:21:44)
  -Vegas Talk (1:21:45-1:24:13)
  -Previewing Coming Attractions (1:24:14-1:25:27)
Dora Sound Clip (1:25:25-1:25:27)
Hannah with Lessons Learned in Great Podcasting (1:25:28-1:28:10)
Chick-Fil-A Enthusiast (1:28:11-1:28:28)