A woman agonizes over whether she should tell her two gay friends that they are both getting played by a new man on the scene. A self-described "fuck machine" has finally met someone she really likes. But when they have sex, her boyfriend seems to turn into Dick Cheney. A man has unwittingly trained his dog to lap up his come. Really. Call us at 206-302-2064. Today's episode is brought to you by AdamandEve.com.

Dan? I love the ladies, but I also love cock. What should I call myself? Bi? Metrosexual? Dan? A self-described bisexual lady is horrified to discover that she is only attracted to men. A straight woman uses a sex- and relationship-advice podcast to satisfy her curiosity about gay sex. And more. Call us at 206-302-2064. This episode was brought to you by Audible.com. Download a free audio book of your choice today at AudiblePodcast.com/Savage.

A high-school student marvels at the vast army of bisexuals marching through the halls. A man got his messed-up girlfriend pregnant. Now she's living in hotels with the child, and he wants custody. Is it cool to wear your girlfriend's clothes at work? Actress dates actor. Actor breaks up with actress. But now, actor and actress are cast in a show in which they play lovers. Save me a seat! Call us at 206-302-2064. Today's episode is brought to you by AdamandEve.com.

Two tales of texting exes: Is obsessive texting a modern way of cheating? Her friend is in a miserable, sexless marriage. Is it wrong to advise her to cheat in order to save the relationship? A betrothed couple have been saving themselves for marriage for religious reasons. But what if they're a lousy match sexually? Would that make God happy? Well would it? Call us at 206-302-2064. This episode was brought to you by Audible.com. Download a free audio book of your choice today at AudiblePodcast.com/Savage.

A man in his 20s is dating an 18-year-old woman. He's trying to be a good and responsible lover but still wonders if he's being a creep. A man and his mother watching TV together argue about whether rape fantasies are icky or not. She's into being humiliated. He's into humiliating her. Still, she wonders: "Why is he doing this to me?" And a lot more. Call us at 206-302-2064. Today's episode is brought to you by AdamandEve.com.

First, a semantics discussion. Does the word "fetish" have to be so very dirty? A man in his 20s wonders if he can calm his brain down and curb his desire to bang every woman he sees. A woman complains that her lover won't go down on her, yells at her, and then whines that he doesn't want her to break up with him. When is the right time for a bisexual come out to his lovers? And a lot more. Call us at 206-302-2064. This episode was brought to you by Audible.com. Download a free audio book of your choice today at AudiblePodcast.com/Savage.

Poly pain: It's so sad when one person wants to open the relationship and the other doesn't. You know what else is sad? When your boyfriend tells you he's asexual. A woman with strong pro-–gay rights views discovers to her horror that her fiancé is against gay marriage. And a lot more. Call us at 206-302-2064. Today's episode is brought to you by AdamandEve.com.

A woman wonders if she lacks a clitoris. Dan speaks with a guest human-sexuality expert to get the answer. A 19-year-old REALLY doesn't want to get his anorexic girlfriend pregnant. Would you? A fit and confident 17-year-old gay boy on the swim team struggles with his crush on a macho dickhead. And a lot more. Call us at 206-302-2064. This episode was brought to you by Audible.com. Download a free audio book of your choice today at AudiblePodcast.com/Savage.

A potentially kinky female college nerd is having a hard time finding others of her ilk. A gay man wants to come out to his longtime conservative religious buddy. Does this spell the end of their friendship? She likes lesbian porn. She lies to her boyfriend about liking lesbian porn. What will happen when she comes clean? Hear the yapping of dog-lovers offended by Dan's anti-dog sentiments. Bad Dan Savage. No more cookies. And a lot more. Call us at 206-302-2064. Today's episode is brought to you by AdamandEve.com.

Obama has yanked funding for abstinence-only education. But the damage is done. Just how dumb is our children? Boy likes girl. Girl likes boy. But boy has decided to adhere to an obscure Jewish tenet that disallows any contact between boys and girls. What's a nice sane Jewish girl to do? She likes to be on top, but she feels like he finds it terribly, terribly dull. Should she demand that he perk up? Here's a man who only gets off if he imagines that he's impregnating his lady. And a lot more. Call us at 206-302-2064. We're all sending good wishes your way, Tim. This episode was brought to you by Audible.com. Download a free audio book of your choice today at AudiblePodcast.com/Savage.