A man and his lady just broke through the condom. She took Plan B, but how likely is it that she is now pregnant? A libido-lacking lass would prefer chocolate ice cream to sex. How can she fix herself? Is nude housecleaning a viable career choice? How do you tell your small child that daddy is gay? And more. 206-201-2720 Today's episode is brought to you by AdamandEve.com.

Poor, poor caller. His dick is so big that his friends make fun of his "magnum" sized condoms. A married woman in an open relationship wonders if it's too much to ask for her husband to refrain from PASSING OUT DRUNK and sleeping over at his lover's house. Is it okay for a coach to sleep with one of his former athletes? Dan reads a letter from a VERY ANGRY lesbian. And more! 206-302-2064. Today's episode is brought to you by AdamandEve.com.

How do you gently tell your girlfriend that the other girl in a three-way gives better head? Dan speaks with Wayne Besen from Truth Wins Out about the absurd "ex-gay" movement. And more. 206-302-2064 This episode was brought to you by Audible.com. Download a free audio book of your choice today at AudiblePodcast.com/Savage

Her boyfriend got caught in a stinky lie. Are there more to come? Poor young kinky lady-… all the men she meets at sex clubs are dirty old men. The spark is gone, the sex isn't fun anymore —and they're not using birth control. Brilliant! A straight woman in the Bible Belt feels terribly, terribly guilty because she fucked her married friend. And more. 206-302-2064

His dick is shaped so crazy, he can't find a condom to fit the thing! What is the polite way to kick the third in your three-way out of your bed? Crazy in-laws: Will their problems plague the caller for the rest of her life? And more. 206-302-2064 Today's episode is brought to you by AdamandEve.com.

One caller has got herself a crossdressing grandpa. Another caller has got himself a psycho girlfriend. Yet another caller has a boyfriend who's ashamed of sex. And a very lucky 4-month-old has a very cool dad. Whatchoo got? 206-302-2064 This episode was brought to you by Audible.com. Download a free audio book of your choice today at AudiblePodcast.com/Savage

Is impotence a silent epidemic afflicting our nation's menfolk? Why would anybody want to be friends with an ex? What on earth is that brown fluid? These and other questions you never knew you had are answered by America's Sweetheart: Dan Savage. Ask away: 206-302-2064 Today's episode is brought to you by AdamandEve.com.

A couple weeks ago, "Macho" asked the question on many chagrined straight men's minds: Why do so many fem lesbians prefer butch dykes over men? The lesbians called in by the dozens to answer this question. Their answers just might shock you.   Shock us. 206-302-2064 Today's episode is brought to you by AdamandEve.com.

Happy New Year to our perverted listeners. Be the first to call in 2009: 206-302-2064 Today's episode is brought to you by AdamandEve.com.

The birth of Christ doesn't stop us from dishing out a show chock-full of topics like toe-sucking, sexual loss of bowel control, and sticking metal rods up the penis. Happy holidays, perverts. 206-302-2064 Today's episode is brought to you by AdamandEve.com.