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Cantaloupes: orb of pleasure or deadly danger? A 21-year-old college student is dating a 17-year-old. But she is SO IMMATURE. A GGG gal is dating a virgin man who dreams of getting shrunk and squished like a bug. And so much more. Call 206-302-2064 with your question. And vote for Obama, K? This episode was brought to you by Audible.com. Download a free audio book of your choice today at AudiblePodcast.com/Savage

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A serial monogamist wonders if he's addicted to girls. A young lady's mother HATES her boyfriend. But she's paying the BILLS! Is it a bad sign when you and your fiancé are already in couples counseling? If you have nothing but dumb friends, can your dumb friends say the same about you? A charming bisexual man can't stop his many boyfriends from falling in love with him. What's a charming bisexual to do? And more! 206-302-2064 This episode was brought to you by Audible.com. Download a free audio book of your choice today at AudiblePodcast.com/Savage