In the weepiest call ever, a woman breaks up with her boyfriend rather than let him leave his children for her. But he also sounds like a creep. What is the ethically correct thing to do when your friend with benefits falls in love with you? When a man refers to his friends as "buddies," does that make him gay? A lesbian is impatiently waiting for her gay brother to take the leap she took long ago--come out to the parents already. And more. 206-302-2064 Today's episode is brought to you by AdamandEve.com

A whole lot of S&M in this one, folks. We've got a piss rapist, a reluctant rape fetishist, a bottom learning how to become a top (by popping balloons?), and some discussion of legal issues with S&M. Also, an update from the woman whose boyfriend proposed to her on the podcast--did she accept? Listen up and find out. 206-302-2064 This episode was brought to you by Audible.com. Download a free audio book of your choice today at AudiblePodcast.com/Savage

Dan welcomes back his old Savage Love Live radio-show cohost and college sweetheart Mary Martone for a very special guest appearance. Topics covered: lesbian porn, vibrator dependence, country crotches, friendship drama, and lesbians "of size." 206-302-2064 Today's episode is brought to you by AdamandEve.com

In this very special 100th episode, America's favorite homo Dan Savage attempts to save the marriages of six straight couples. 206-302-2064 This episode was brought to you by Audible.com. Download a free audio book of your choice today at AudiblePodcast.com/Savage

A horndog keeps dating ladies who don't want to have sex. Now he's bugging out. A nonorgasmic woman is making a lot of noise during sex, but she's not closing the deal. How can she talk about it with her boyfriend? A gay man with a cute voice freaks out and clams up when faced with smart hotties. Dan urges a young woman dating a self-absorbed creep to fuck some sense into him. And more. 206-302-2064 Today's episode is brought to you by AdamandEve.com

A boyfriend who wants to be kicked in the balls, an exhibitionist neighbor, a stalker, and a cheating uncle all await you on Dan Savage's beloved call-in sex advice podcast. Won't you join in? 206-302-2064 Today's episode is brought to you by AdamandEve.com

Dan Savage and professional dominatrix Mistress Matisse yap about kink, S&M, dungeon life, and Catholic priests. Check out the Mistress at MistressMatisse.com.

Two tales of parental meddling: A woman is in a happily open relationship with her boyfriend. But her parents don't know they're both free to see other people. What happens when her dad catches the boyfriend courting another lady? Another woman is in a blissful relationship with a man 20 years her senior. But her parents who are bankrolling her education have a "no-boyfriends-over-30" rule. Should she lie to them and keep riding the gravy train, or tell the truth and pick up a couple extra jobs? A man knows he should go down on his girlfriend, but he has a tongue-crippling mental block. A camp counselor learns that one of her campers is pregnant. Should she tell the girl's parents? In one of the saddest calls ever, a married man with a 10-year-old son faces divorce. And finally, hear the tale of the blowjob that saved a man's life. And more! 206-302-2064 This episode was brought to you by Audible.com. Download a free audio book of your choice today at AudiblePodcast.com/Savage

It's the medical episode! Somehow Dan conned his long-suffering medical expert from the University of Washington to answer your questions. Questions such as "Can I freeze my nipple off?" Some choice quotes: "Drinking menstrual blood is kind of yucky, Dan." "Antidepressants definitely can affect your 'orgasmia.'" Have YOU ever used the word "orgasmia?" You should… Call us up. 206-201-2720

The nuclear option: A man is threatening to tell his girlfriend's controlling family all about their sex life if they won't stop meddling. But who's controlling whom? "I can't talk to his penis." A submissive has been commanded to speak worshipfully to her master's dick. But the thought just makes her giggle. A gay man's daddy is a big ol' Christian who thinks the gays are all going to hell. How does one deal with a father like this? Closet cases in love: A young man's beloved is deep in the closet. It makes for a less than blissful relationship. A man entering a long-distance relationship begs Dan to call his girlfriend and command her to give him dirty pictures of herself. And call her, Dan does. You should call us. 206-302-2064 This episode was brought to you by Audible.com. Download a free audio book of your choice today at AudiblePodcast.com/Savage