Savagely Delightful

On episode 38 of Savagely Delightful we discuss the stories of six unfortunate souls and what they have recently gone through and relish in knowing that we are not them.

This week we go through the following stories:

• From RenegadeBlitz we discuss having no experience driving big rigs and how we instead can convert them to convertibles.
• Next we hear from another anonymous submitter who didn't know there was a Portland, Oregon and a Portland, Maine. Yeah uhh they went to the wrong one. Oops
• We then go on to DrugResistantLigma who had a hectic day at work that only got worse when he realized that he gave the wrong guy a colonoscopy!
• A third anonymous source sends us a story of how they answered a "scam" caller and his mom soon came to make him regret it.
• Then, we go to ChineezyBleezy, who is a hopeless romantic who should have just given the wrong girl the flowers.
• Lastly, Kelly from Milwaukee brings us a story of just about the worst first date that we maybe have ever heard of. 

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On episode 37 of Savagely Delightful we discuss the stories of six unfortunate souls and what they have recently gone through and relish in knowing that we are not them.

This week we go through the following stories:

• From ImFeelingWhimsical, we discuss why you don't sext your boo and text your father at the same time.
• Travis tells us about the time his courtesy flush was not very courteous to him.
• Next, we hear from BobbyDontCare who made the unfortunate mistake of not hitting "confirm" while attempting to drop classes.
• Then, Cantothulu leaves a very descriptive review for his lawn care service that was semi-well received.
• Cryso_L submits his second story to us as he tells us about the time his developed nude pictures accidentally got given to the wrong customer.
• Lastly, we hear a story from VanessaCardui93 who had a big tussle with thrush and now wonders about the taste of her penis fly trap.

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On episode 36 of Savagely Delightful we discuss the stories of six unfortunate souls and what they have recently gone through and relish in knowing that we are not them.

This week we go through the following stories:

• From Utterly Bored, we discuss a dentist's office visit where we leave with a baby's fist.
• Afraid Salamander brings us a story of being high with a dog named Agent Buford.
• Next, we hear from Cheesy Centipede who left the worst surprise for the big box store staff after nature called.
• Then, Ace Paisley brings us a story of how they were locked in the shittiest escape room while on a work trip.
• Syntheseticopal weaves us a tale of a tale that she weaved for class one day. Now, I am just waiting on this to become a reality.
• Lastly, we hear a story from Darth Memer who encountered a banshee with his friends and lived to tell the tale about it....barely.

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On episode 35 of Savagely Delightful we discuss the stories of six unfortunate souls and what they have recently gone through and relish in knowing that we are not them.

This week we go through the following stories:

• From DerpyEsper, we discuss how she attempted to sneak the stuffed bear away from her son so she could clean him and instead got caught mutilating the bear in the act.
• Will Pauer tells us about how he let one rip while having an MRI done and immediately came to regret his actions.
• Next, we hear from an anonymous source who also let one rip and caused a massive scene he had to quietly step out of to let the professionals take over.
• Another anonymous story shares a tale involving her lovely new kitten and the hells it unleashed on her bare nipple in the middle of the night.
• Ash6791 then weaves us a story about how he was pleasing his wife and instead introduced her to Spiderman and snotted all over her.
• Lastly, we hear a story from Fact or Factorial who discussed how he quickly ruined a newly renovated toilet in the hospital while his wife was in labor in the next room.

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On this very special episode of Savagely Delightful we have a theme of parenting fails and laugh as we commiserate with what they have gone through and relish in knowing that we are not them.

This week we go through the following stories:

• Our first story is from Zeaus who tells us about the time he had the genius idea to get his kid a Peppa Pig Piñata only to see her in horror watching her favorite character destroyed.
• The next story from Kris10Amanda tells us about yet another drawback of having to work nights and not be as involved in our kids extra curricular activities as we would like.
• Next, Alex shares her story about asking her doctor an embarrassing question on accident and then getting an even more awkward reply.
• We then hear from Chris & Joy who shared their unorthodox way of helping to get their child weened off of breast feeding.
• Next we hop over to ArgentinaMalvina who tells his tale of unexpected having to babysit two young girls and his way of entertaining them.
• Then we round out the episode with a story from LeDestrier who shares his experience helping a friend babysit her twin boys and the new toys that they find.

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On episode 33 of Savagely Delightful we discuss the stories of six unfortunate souls and what they have recently gone through and relish in knowing that we are not them.

This week we go through the following stories:

• From Metaverse_tho, the man with the back-up plan, tells us about how taking down a computer server at work put his job in jeopardy. Good thing he has a fall back job!
• Next up, IAmMyself11 tells us about when he was little and stuck a bean in his ear only to discover it almost a decade later.
• A little Frog stops by next to tell us about how being motivated at 3am really bit her in the ass.
• ShatnersBassoon123 tells us about the time he basically shit directly on a plumber working on the sewer lines.
• Next, KawaiiKidney leaves more than just her past in her rearview mirror while moving out of state.
• And lastly, an anonymous source shares a story with us that he would not dare to share with his grieving family while sharing memories of his father. A memory that is one of every child's nightmares.

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On episode 32 of Savagely Delightful we discuss the stories of six unfortunate souls and what they have recently gone through and relish in knowing that we are not them.

This week we go through the following stories:

• From StrongasMeat, we discuss the various kinds of hydrogen peroxide not to drink.
• SmirkyDarkDude weaves us a tale of stale poops that Dante would even fear.
• John regales us with a story that includes one of his biggest fears ever since watching 1000 Ways to Die with a story submitted by SkylanTech.
• Inarus06 gives his review of his first experience with a bidet that Billy Madison would applaud.
• VonVulpa gets to tell his story about his dickhead ex-girlfriend.
• And lastly, Daniel tells us about how work made him feel like trash, squeaky shoes and all.

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On episode 31 of Savagely Delightful we discuss the stories of six unfortunate souls and what they have recently gone through and relish in knowing that we are not them.

This week we go through the following stories:

• From Schmeat Dealer, we discuss whacking it in the natural night air with no one but the cameras and Mother Nature to see.
• From Hot_Foodie, we talk about the most surprising surprise party.
• From @Chrisomoishere on Instagram, we discuss a way to fail your driver's test that your test instructor won't even want to speak of.
• From Emotional-Kick1660, we discussing the oddest tip to get or request while at work.
• EggiestNerd tells us the exact wrong way to do calf raises and how they have turned her brother into a new age cryptid.
• Our final story of the episode comes from ElasticShoes who had a bad sleep talking experience that threatened her wonderful relationship.

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On episode 30 of Savagely Delightful we discuss the stories of six unfortunate souls and what they have recently gone through and relish in knowing that we are not them.

This week we go through the following stories:

• From an anonymous source, we discuss how retaliating before validating who someone is can get you yelled at in foreign languages.
• From hwell_w_t_f, we talk about a new way to get rid of ants in your house but do not try this at home.
• From agent218, we discuss weird birthday antics of the attention seeking.
• From an anonymous source, we find out the worst way to wash some dirty legos. Just a hint, it's not worth it.
• Our third installment of DirtiestLarry comes to us in the form of baby booger blasts.
• Our final story of the episode comes from ImPinocchio who had an unfortunate time with a microtome blade while working in a lab.

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On episode 29 of Savagely Delightful we discuss the stories of six unfortunate souls and what they have recently gone through and relish in knowing that we are not them.

This week we go through the following stories:

• From Ash, we discuss how body dysmorphia from weight loss can mess with your jokes to your family.
• Next, we take a shower with Nik and use his new soap and end up with stitches in the ER.
• Our biggest fear while having sex is realized with an anonymous submitters story.
• Finn579 tells us about a double-date he went on where they made some rookie moves.
• Next, another anonymous person commits the stomach-dropping act of asking their boss for drugs.
• Lastly, from Typography77 we discuss talking freely and the immediate assumptions made from it.

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