The guys kick off this week's episode expressing their hatred for April Fools' Day (0:00) before discussing the Red Sox slow start, John Henry's commitment to winning and the torpedo bat drama (9:22). Then, with the Final Four set, they debate whether or not the four 1 seeds advancing is good or bad for the tournament, the impact of NIL and Cooper Flagg / the history of 'can't miss' NBA prospects (34:11) Finally, the guys wrap up sports by discussing how far they would advance in a 1v1 basketball tournament against all of mankind (55:47). Then, Loser of the Week features a man hauled out of an airplane bathroom mid-flight, an influencer's viral morning routine and betting on the NHL to win free sandwiches (01:08:50)