Your favorite podcast yams out another funny show. We talk about zombie apocalypse day dreams, ‘Doggiestylez’, lots of voicemails - going dutch, pre-teen handies, dick tastebuds, and written questions - anal sex farts and dream guests, plus halloween candy, Kung Fury and more. Send us in your questions at www.saveitfortheshow.com/contact or check out our www.patreon.com/siftshow. Thank you! Walkoff Song - Death of a City by Ken Stringfellow

My dog eats another awful ‘treat’, hiding from your kids in the bathroom, a handful of tweets (Benghazi, Bernie Sander, Back to the Future, Harvest Crisps), taste buds on your dick, history of ‘pussy got wet’, the ‘Taylor Swift’ pornstar, Slimey the worm is a dick mouth too, Halloween camping and candy corn and more.

Silly opening joke this week gives way to me telling a ghost story, a Coors Light video game, Muppet dick mouths, Stallone’s Over the Top, handie vids, Ovaltine, Kylie Ireland, Buzzfeed’s “Tasty” and more. Walkoff song: Logic - "Like Whoa" - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Jb6XBmE7VI Coors Light Video Game - http://diehardgamefan.com/2014/12/02/review-coors-light-refresh-men-microsoft-xbox-360/ Tasty - https://www.facebook.com/buzzfeedtasty

My gym fantasy, Urijah Faber’s Snapchat, new sponsor Nectarsunglasses.com (check them out, they kick ass), what would my wife let a man do to her for free home improvement?, I go back to the future to have sex with my wife, McDonalds lets Eddie down, fuck Dunkin’ Donuts, the most expensive domain names, we talk candy, some Nextdoor trolling and more. Domain name price list - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_most_expensive_domain_names The Animals - House of the Rising Sun - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OKdN5aSC4HE

Show starts off with a gross bang and keeps rocking. A www.patreon.com/siftshow update, some porn chat, my sister’s computer photo, prosthetic baby penises, #pgw (pussy got wet), robot sex, biscoff, piss troughs, some music thoughts, Lil Dicky, Gennady Golovkin and more. Mandy Moore - Walk Me Home - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j8DQCgPeBPY Lil Dicky - Save Dat Money - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yvHYWD29ZNY

Happy National Podcasting Day! Thanks to all you amazing listeners. Awesome episode this week. We talk about English porno (Despicable Me porn), men vs. women masturbating, my #dickmouth origin story (Ep66 - Meatotomy), Ryan Adams / Taylor Swift, peeing in the sink, my dogs ate a shitty diaper, an armpit / balls mixup and more. Hit up our www.patreon.com/siftshow or send us a note at saveitfortheshow.com/contact. Thank you!

Our Patreon is growing (www.patreon.com/siftshow) thank you all! We talk about the British Prime Minister’s dead pig dick mouthing, sex ed from England, listeners want anal sex advice, an OCD roomie of mine, college girls getting UTIs, shitty breakfast cereals, I quit Hearthstone, my daughter eats a cat turd, plus ‘Flight of the Navigator’ and more.

Flying out of John Wayne Airport, our Patreon.com/siftshow is up, sending listener’s our pubes, McTeacher’s night, ‘snow balling’, foot porn, the ‘butthole tree’, cascara fizz and lots more. Keep the questions coming!

Healthy and back in the saddle we talk fantasy football, "Shower with Your Dad Simulator 2015", some Kim Davis chatter, porno Instagram spam accounts, we give some pre-teen masturbation advice, talk about some ‘road hand’, I can smell money, plus preschool, backyard camping and more.

I’m sick! And it shows. My raspy voice discusses our review in Splitsider, I steal a woman’s shopping cart, my son lights a ‘firework’, I suffer from ‘Trypophobia’, daughters rubbing their dad’s feet, we shit on National Dog Day and more.