We may or may not be living in The Matrix, however, if we were, what the hell do you think you could really do about it? Do you feel like Morpheus or Neo? Are you 'The One'? I don't think so and it's ok. Knowing there is a conspiracy to just about every damn thing is hilarious because there are believers and non-believers who are absolutely powerless and the constant back-and-forth is pointless. Have you really thought about it all and wonder, what the hell if it's all true, what would you do? 

Going to the gym will not make you healthy and will not make you loose weight magically. You need to eat correctly and go see your doctor or the damn machines/robots will destroy you anyway when the take-over happens. Fuck the gym and start saving your rations in the basement you should be building.

Why make a resolution if you're not going to maintain it? Quit being a fool and stay out of the gym in January. Stoll on in March and make a total ass of yourself. Just hear me out. Go listen...

This is some bullshit with what the directors did to this movie. They fucked it and sent it home to the Projects.

Why do you act so stupid at the airport? You know for certain that you will be taken down in a millisecond by airport security for sneezing to damn hard. So to make matters worse you hijack a golf cart with a passenger. You stupid ass bi$%@. 

This video game has apparently been around influencing our family members, one game console at a time. It seems to be the greatest thing since slice bread as Mr. Producer would clearly put it into words. Go take a listen and take the poll.  

This is such a harsh sport, in my opinion. The damage to the heart and other vital organs can be so strenuous. Is it worth it? Take the poll. Don't be shy.