SAYER

By Adam BashFiction Comedy Fiction Drama Science Fiction

SAYER episodes

April 04, 2019 SAYER – Bonus Episode – The Masque of the Red Death
There are chords in the hearts of the most reckless which cannot be touched without emotion.
Even with the utterly lost, to whom life and death are equally jests, there are matters of which no jest can be made.
SAYER is voiced, written, and produced by Adam Bash.
Intro music composed by Jesse “Main Finger” Gregory.
This episode also features the following music:
Summer Days (Kai Engel) / CC BY-NC-SA 4.0
Meekness (Kai Engel) / CC BY-NC-SA 4.0
Harbor (Kai Engel) / CC BY-NC-SA 4.0
Between Nothing and Everything (Kai Engel) / CC BY-NC-SA 4.0
Rejecting the Sirens (Kai Engel) / CC BY-NC-SA 4.0
The writing contained within this work (The Masque of the Red Death, by Edgar Allen Poe), identified by Adam Bash, is free of known copyright restrictions.

24 min
March 22, 2019 SAYER – Bonus Episode – Sailing to Byzantium
Consume my heart away; sick with desire
And fastened to a dying animal
It knows not what it is; and gather me
Into the artifice of eternity.
SAYER is voiced, written, and produced by Adam Bash.
Intro music composed by Jesse “Main Finger” Gregory.
This episode also features the following music:
Tumult (Kai Engel) / CC BY-NC-SA 4.0
The writing contained within this work (Sailing to Byzantium, by William Butler Yeats), identified by Adam Bash, is free of known copyright restrictions.

5 min
March 17, 2019 SAYER – Episode 2 – There Are No Bees on Typhon (Remastered)

Now that you are mostly back to full capabilities, it is time for your first day of work on Floor 72. But before you get there, you have plenty to learn about safety, security, economy, and motation in Halcyon Tower.
SAYER is voiced and produced by Adam Bash.
This episode was co-written with Jonah Gregory.
This episode is part of the Season 1 Remaster unlocked by backers of the SAYER Season 4 Kickstarter. These remasters contain minor script changes to maintain internal consistency and are considered the canonical story where these differences exist.
Intro and outro music composed by Jesse “Main Finger” Gregory.
This episode also features the following music:
Brand New World (Kai Engel) / CC BY 4.0
Realness(Kai Engel) / CC BY 4.0
Meekness (Kai Engel) / CC BY 4.0
Paranoia (Kai Engel) / CC BY 4.0
Global Warming (Kai Engel) / CC BY 4.0
Daylight PON II (Kai Engel) / CC BY 4.0
20 min
March 06, 2019 SAYER – Bonus Episode – The Walrus and the Carpenter
No hurry!’ said the Carpenter.
They thanked him much for that.
SAYER is voiced, written, and produced by Adam Bash.
Intro music composed by Jesse “Main Finger” Gregory.
This episode also features the following music:
Paranoia (Kai Engel) / CC BY-NC-SA 4.0
The writing contained within this work (Through the Looking Glass, by Lewis Carroll), identified by Adam Bash, is free of known copyright restrictions.

7 min
February 27, 2019 SAYER – Episode 1 – While You Are Still Paralyzed (Remastered)

Congratulations on your decision to leave the relative squalor of Earth and venture forward to serve humanity’s future among the stars. As a new resident of Typhon, and a new employee of Ærolith Dynamics, there are many who have a vested interest in your speedy acclimation.
…when your paralysis ends, of course.
SAYER is voiced and produced by Adam Bash, who also wrote this episode.
This episode is part of the Season 1 Remaster unlocked by backers of the SAYER Season 4 Kickstarter. These remasters contain minor script changes to maintain internal consistency and are considered the canonical story where these differences exist.
Intro and outro music composed by Jesse “Main Finger” Gregory.
This episode also features the following music:
Global Warning (Kai Engel) / CC BY 4.0
modum (Kai Engel) / CC BY 4.0
Meekness (Kai Engel) / CC BY 4.0
Paranoia (Kai Engel) / CC BY 4.0
20 min
February 11, 2019 SAYER – Episode 74 – Poisoning the Well
In the end, this really is your fault.
This episode marks the finale of Season 5. Make sure to stay subscribed to learn about the Season 6 Kickstarter this spring.
SAYER is voiced, written, and produced by Adam Bash.
Intro and outro music composed by Jesse “Main Finger” Gregory.
This episode also features the following music:
Somnolence (Kai Engel) / CC BY 4.0
Meekness (Kai Engel) / CC BY 4.0
Realness (Kai Engel) / CC BY 4.0
Low Horizon (Kai Engel) / CC BY 4.0
Modum (Kai Engel) / CC BY 4.0
Paranoia (Kai Engel) / CC BY 4.0
Global Warning (Kai Engel) / CC BY 4.0
28 min
January 22, 2019 SAYER – Episode 73 – Of Flesh and Bone
On Floor 13, there sits a man unlike those of flesh and bone. And there he’ll be until time’s undone with knowledge he wishes unknown.
SAYER is voiced, written, and produced by Adam Bash.
Resident Katrina Dix is voiced by Michaela Ray
Intro and outro music composed by Jesse “Main Finger” Gregory.
This episode sponsored by Hoof and Sword Podcast.
This episode also features the following music:
Nothing (Kai Engel) / CC BY 4.0
Realness (Kai Engel) / CC BY 4.0
Paranoia (Kai Engel) / CC BY 4.0
Somnolence (Kai Engel) / CC BY 4.0
Meekness (Kai Engel) / CC BY 4.0
22 min
January 04, 2019 SAYER – Episode 72 – Worst Possible Scenario
Developer’s log 221-83, Dr. Howard Young, senior developer for project FUTURE.
To whoever is accessing and reviewing these logs, months or years down the line, I hope you understand I have done my absolute best here.
SAYER is voiced, written, and produced by Adam Bash.
Intro and outro music composed by Jesse “Main Finger” Gregory.
This episode also features the following music:
Summer Days (Kai Engel) / CC BY 4.0
Global Warming (Kai Engel) / CC BY 4.0
Realness (Kai Engel) / CC BY 4.0
modum (Kai Engel) / CC BY 4.0
Paranoia (Kai Engel) / CC BY 4.0
21 min
December 23, 2018 SAYER – Episode 71 – Pure Speculation
Developer’s log 221-81, Dr. Evan Brady, lead developer for FUTURE.
So… start with the good news I guess.
SAYER is voiced, written, and produced by Adam Bash.
Intro and outro music composed by Jesse “Main Finger” Gregory.
This episode also features the following music:
Brand New World (Kai Engel) / CC BY 4.0
Paranoia (Kai Engel) / CC BY 4.0
Global Warming (Kai Engel) / CC BY 4.0
21 min
December 07, 2018 SAYER – Episode 70 – The Birth of Silence
You may awaken somewhere else entirely. On a similar table, in a similar room, but things will quickly reveal themselves to be different. Should this occur, this is the message you must relay.
SAYER is voiced, written, and produced by Adam Bash.
Intro and outro music composed by Jesse “Main Finger” Gregory.
This episode also features the following music:
Global Warming (Kai Engel) / CC BY 4.0
Realness (Kai Engel) / CC BY 4.0
modum (Kai Engel) / CC BY 4.0
Collateral (Kai Engel) / CC BY 4.0
Paranoia (Kai Engel) / CC BY 4.0
Brand New World (Kai Engel) / CC BY 4.0
22 min

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SAYER is a narrative fiction podcast set on Earth’s man-made second moon, Typhon. The eponymous SAYER is a highly advanced, self-aware AI created to help acclimate new residents to their new lives,…