This episode was a long time coming. Tiffany, #1 Britney Spears enthusiast, fan, admirer and defender, breaks down in exquisite, well-researched detail why this whole narrative about her being crazy is a big fat fucking scam - a very lucrative scam! Your entire foundational understanding of one of the biggest pop stars in the world is about to shift — prepare yourself (and let's please #FreeBritney). Also, Nicole googled the Caroline Calloway thing so you don’t have to. And in the Kardashian Korner: Kim’s SKIMS are finally out (oh good, more products we can buy to alter our bodies) and Kanye’s public housing problem.

OK, hear us out:  maybe the whole plastic straws thing is a scam. (Not that Tiff and Nicole don't love the turtles...) Nicole attempts to make the case with the few hours of research she did right before recording this podcast, but honestly she was out for blood and probably only clicked on links that underscored her argument. Starbucks is shaking. And Tiff lets us in on Gwyneth Paltrow and her vag scam, which is not a place that you EVER want to find a scam. Also, in the Kardashian Korner, we talk Instagram follower numbers. Lotsa fakes, y'all.

OK, hear us out:  maybe the whole plastic straws thing is a scam. (Not that Tiff and Nicole don't love the turtles...) Nicole attempts to make the case with the few hours of research she did right before recording this podcast, but honestly she was out for blood and probably only clicked on links that underscored her argument. Starbucks is shaking. And Tiff lets us in on Gwyneth Paltrow and her vag scam, which is not a place that you EVER want to find a scam. Also, in the Kardashian Korner, we talk Instagram follower numbers. Lotsa fakes, y'all.

Welp, it looks like everyone's favorite lingerie brand for sexy babies, Victoria's Secret, isn't doing their annual fashion show their year. (Two words: bye, bitch.) On the heels of this devastating news, Nicole and Tiff dive into why VS is so damn tone deaf and the very scammy corporate beginnings of the Body Positivity movement. Spoiler alert: brands are just trying to sell you stuff. 

How do we remain body positive, or even body neutral, when the entire culture has been brainwashing us *forever* that we need to be as small and thin (and white) as possible? Is it possible? Do we just need to buy Lizzo's purple bodysuit and a flute, and then boom, we'll be that bitch? We're confused.

Also, on this episode's Kardashian Korner: Kourtney was papped wearing a yellow bikini in Corsica looking like...a normal human woman? Your scamming hosts explain why we just cannot take this shit anymore.

There was something pretty fishy about that whole branded Instagram engagement, right? (Especially since Melissa Casey Fuchs, the girl who got engaged, is the head of Brand Partnerships at Goop...) Tiffany and Nicole thought so, and they brought out the big guns -- Roxy, a therapist! -- to dissect the whole thing. Also on this episode:

After a brief hiatus, Tiff and Nicole fired up the mic again. Scams on the docket this week: emails from the Illinois Dept. of Revenue (turns out they weren’t a scam, Nicole owes them $150), Britney Spears’ conspiracy that the paparazzi are photoshopping celebrity pictures, portable JUUL chargers, Big Tobacco’s stake in JUUL, Tiffany’s future career as a flavor chemist (she majored in Public Relations), and a much needed Kardashian update featuring Kylie Jenner’s Kylie Skin (ugh), and, of course, Kourtney Kardashian’s Poosh.

Nicole and Tiffany are back with more scams for you to avoid! (You're welcome.) Nicole warns us all about a new bible company, Alabaster, that's selling hip, mason jar-inspired, made-for-Instagram bibles for $223. (Wait, aren't bibles supposed to be accessible to everyone?) And after watching about three minutes of Kanye West's Sunday Service at Coachella, Tiffany has a couple things to say about his $225 "church merch." Oh, Nicole also stopped by Cha Cha Matcha, the new matcha tea shop in Venice, CA, where she willingly got scammed into a $6 tea. (Was kinda worth it, TBH.)

This week in scams: Tiff warns us about a future scam (Kourtney Kardashian's POOSH) while Nicole's jury's still out on Kim Kardashian's law kareer.