Happy One Year Anniversary to the Scandalous Diamonds Podcast! In this bonus episode, Jen and Dana open up the vault and share their bloopers and the parts that were edited out for massive inappropriateness. Enjoy!

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Jennifer expertly wraps up her re-telling of Hollywood Wives, and the suspense is so great that Dana's voice reaches new octaves while she tries to climb her whole body into her sweatshirt. Jen refuses to declare vegetarianism on her voter registration card, Dana raves about laundry and zits on Tik Tok, and the girls read storylines they have created for a G-Rated Amish Romance genre.

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Jennifer and Dana kick off Book 2 (Chapters 71-75) of Hollywood Wives. Jen visits a gemologist and Dana reveals that she has a secret, back-alley source for good yarn. After getting their colors done, the girls discover that Jen is a "Wednesday Addams" and Dana is a "Barbie."

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Jennifer and Dana cover Chapters 65-70 of Hollywood Wives in a breathtaking conclusion to Book One. It is decided that Greeks are the coolest and Michiganders are experts in rain boot fashion. Dana announces her retirement plan of being an armchair detective and Jen announces that the 90's are back, baby!

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Jennifer and Dana cover Chapters 61-64 of Hollywood Wives while Dana finds joy through vegetable organization, Jen recaps a grown-up conversation through the eyes of a 16-year-old valley girl, and both heavily discuss the logistics of jumping out of a cake.

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Jennifer and Dana cover Chapters 55-60 of Hollywood Wives and give a shout-out to any scandalous nuns who are listening, agree to disagree about wearing mismatched earrings and reminisce about the ability to slam the phone down on someone.

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Jen and Dana ring in the New Year with Chapters 49-54 of Hollywood Wives and regale listeners with tales of the Laura Elizabeth Jewelry Trunk Party, declare that their podcast mission includes objectifying men, have some choice words for men who blame women when they can't get it up.

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Jennifer and Dana cover Chapters 44-48 of Hollywood Wives and continue the conversation about sexy taxidermy and agree that no one should tattoo a foreign language on their body without knowing for sure what it means. Dana is getting ready to start a new diet that will either make her feel amazing or insanely hangry and the girls laugh about a doctor trying to navigate telling a woman that her husband's penis is stuck inside another woman's vagina.

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Jennifer and Dana cover Chapters 39-43 of Hollywood Wives and ask everyone to let them know what Jackie Collins book they should cover in the next season. The gals are in awe of an amazing vintage gift sent by a fabulous friend in Omaha and decide that business negotiations and genitals typically don't mix.

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Jennifer and Dana cover Chapters 33-38 of Hollywood Wives (the big party episode!), where they marvel at the longest threesome ever, laugh at Bachelorette parties where they have penis-themed everything and wonder what rich people do with a winter study in their mansion.

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