Jennifer and Dana cover Chapters 69-73, concluding Book Two. This epic episode brings back the bend and snap dance move while the girls extensively discuss body piercings, a funny fetus story, ladies who baby shower, and what you do when literally in Rome (spoiler alert: have sex).

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Jennifer and Dana cover Chapters 63-68 and express their dismay over being terrible at spray tans, recount the amazingly fun Scandalous Diamonds launch party, wonder whether Queen Elizabeth reads Jackie Collins and deliver a PSA about not dating married people.

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Jennifer and Dana cover Chapters 58-62 and gush over Sebastian Bach's scandalous shout-out while discussing the infamous Cocaine Bear, saggy old guy butts, the inspiration for "Where's Waldo," and Ham and Leg breakfast buffets at the strip club.

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Jennifer and Dana cover Chapters 49-57 and laugh about bizarre wedding photos, profuse sweating through Hawaiian shirts, being fancy with your periods and burying bodies in Nevada.

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Jennifer and Dana cover Chapters 44 to the middle of Chapter 49 and chat about a whole town that doesn't understand consent, why all the decent guys are either married or hiding, the power of ponchos, what's really inside those unmarked moving trucks and the incomparable hotness of Atticus Finch in To Kill a Mockingbird. The girls also offer their party attendance services as long as someone else pays all of their expenses.

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Jennifer and Dana cover Chapters 41-43 and discuss stalking a socialite in order to get her plastic surgeon's name, whether they would survive or thrive in prison, paranormal experiences while on vacation, preach about the beauty of chubby thighs, and agree that the best space movie ever made is Spaceballs.

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Jennifer and Dana cover Chapters 37-40 and stay on brand by discussing hormonal mood swings, mathematics, murdering cockroaches, keeping your expectations low, prison pen pals, and their great new idea for a truck stop/strip club.

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Jennifer and Dana cover Chapters 33-36, record from bed after Dana's hysterectomy (where she advises listeners that a catheter is not an adventure), recount their first listener bad date story, and imagine the dysfunction of electrolysis in 1875.

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Jennifer and Dana cover Chapters 28-32, concluding Book One. They single-handedly keep Glen Campbell's memory alive, discuss tired strippers, supernatural love triangles, bedazzled vaginas, and deliver several PSA's.

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Jennifer and Dana cover Chapters 22-27, debrief on the Crazy Love documentary, ponder compound cock words, cold places to have hurried sex, and one-night stands on cruises.

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