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Well hello there descriptonaughts, funny seeing you here. You know what's also funny? Meta horror movie commentary! Which happens to be one of the primary themes of this episode's movie Scream! How many references can they cram into one movie? A lot it seems. Will you enjoy them or is Scream just another slasher flick for the bargain bin at blockbuster? Listen and decide for yourself and all of the rest of humanity! For you are the chosen one. 

Awooo and good greetings to you descriptonaughts! Have you ever howled at the moon before? If not, then you should for sure give it a go sometime! It could not go any worse for you then it does for the leading fellow of today's film, the Wolfman! If that title alone isn't enough to give you some idea of what this movie is about, then I suggest you study up on your grimoires! Indeed, today we look at the movie that gave us our modern interpretation of a werewolf. Does it live up to the hype? Or can this movie be thrown out with the rest of the dog's breakfast? Listen and find out! 

Pedal to the metal descriptonaughts! Yes that's right, today we're looking at a movie about the most famous killer car of all: Christine. You may be thinking to yourself: "that sounds silly!" and you may be right! Or it could be that in the end cars turn out to be the scariest thing of all. So fasten up your seatbelts guys, this one is going to be a bump ride! 

Happy Halloween descriptonaughts! From all of us here at Scaredy Cats we hope that you have yourselves a fantastically fun, amazingly safe, spooky as heck Hallows Eve! For your listening pleasure we have a bonus episode here for you in honor of the best holiday of the year! (That's right, fight me Christmas.) Please enjoy our first FOR REAL foray into the Zombie genre with one of it's best offerings: South Korea's Train to Busan. Enjoy and be cool to each other!  

Well hello there descriptonaughts, I didn't see you standing there. Is that a new haircut? It looks nice. Anyways! Do you like the colour (note proper Canadian spelling) magenta? You do? Well the same unfortunately cannot be said for the poor Gardener family who are the protagonists of our next movie! Well them and one very concerned hydrologist named Ward. Don't believe me? First of all how dare you. Second of all, well if that's the case then go listen and find out for yourself! The truth awaits! 

Bonjour descriptonaughts! Why bonjour? Because the movie we're covering today takes place in France! France just hours away from D-Day to be exact. Yes today we are covering the WW2 horror flick Overlord! Does it have zombies? Maybe. Are the zombies more like mutants? Debatable. Do we get to see lots of Nazi's get their asses blown up, beaten and shot? You betcha! If that sounds like good stuff to you then listen away! 

What's up descriptonaughts!? I hope you are all keeping well and sane in this crazy 2020 year. But hey, at least because of Covid you don't have to attend any cringey rich old people lawn parties right? Unfortunately the same cannot be said for the main character of today's movie Get Out! How cringey is the shindig? Pretty cringey. But also spooky! Maybe? I don't know! Listen and find out silly! 

Hello descriptonaughts! Today on Scaredy Cats we've recorded for you a very quick little episode on Bones, a movie with Snoop Dog in it! Due to technical difficulties (I'd tell you about it but I'd have to kill you) we had to keep this episode very short. But fear not! We will be back next week with a regular full sized episode for your ear holes. Until then please enjoy this little guy. Be cool to each other! 

Hello description reading squad! We need a better name for you don't we? The descricionados? The descripendables? Descripgonauts? ...Well, I'll keep workshopping it. While I do that, we have a brand new episode for you to listen to! That's right, today (or tonight?) on Scaredy Cats we take a look at the bizarre and oh-so-amusing cult horror movie Sleepaway Camp. So grab your weenie roasting stick, pull up an uncomfortable camping chair and listen along! This one is a doozy. 

Good day to all you episode description aficionados! Today on Scaredy Cats we take a gander at the movie that forever cemented Egyptian mummy's  as an iconic horror monster. It also features the worlds quickest speed run to true love I've ever seen! Seriously these people are crazy. Anyways we hope you enjoy the episode and don't get too much sand in your shoes.