Keri and Ashley discuss the latest buzz, from vibrators at your favorite store to hair clippers in the hands of children. Madge the Vag is back to discuss the painful topic of the post-birth poonany. Plus a question for couples; do you sleep on the same side of the bed every night, or are you a serial killer?

Ashley and Keri call out haters for judging childbirth choices and discover a new baby bottle shaped like a boob. Meanwhile, the internet asks clueless men if they know what a speculum is and their guesses are hilarious. Plus a drop-in from Scary Mommy's Madge the Vag to discuss how to handle nudity in front of the kids.

This is the podcast for women who are owning motherhood and all its glory, pain, and playdates. No topic is off limits for hosts Keri and Ashley. Subscribe now to get the first episode delivered to you tomorrow!

Scary Mommy Speaks launches July 10th and a new episode drops every Wednesday.