Jake's Cranberry Sauce Recipe
1 c. sugar
1 c. water
4 c. fresh cranberries
Optional Pecans, orange zest, cinnamon, nutmeg (highly recommend)
Rinse cranberries in one of those bowls with the holes in it
Boil water with sugar: put the water and sugar in a saucepan on high heat and bring to a boil. Watch it dissolve like your patience at a thanksgiving dinner.
Add cranberries, cook until they burst: Add them to the pot and return to boil. Lower the heat and simmer for 10 min or until your grandmother tells you to get out of the kitchen.
Stir in mix-ins: Orange zest, cinnamon, pecans, nutmeg – if you're not using these ingredients you probably don't properly season your food either... but, that's none of my concern.Put it on anything you want. Eat until you're ready to take a nap. Remember to kiss your sleep paralysis demon goodnight.