Scattered Afterthoughts

Brought to you by white ambiguously racist rappers, Geronimo admits that he accidentally ingested his copy of Persona 5 while delirious from eating an extra Flinstones vitamin. That doesn’t stop him from talking about his favorite 2D girlfriend JRPG series, though, an interest that Joshua accepts due to Corbin’s vow of silence giving him no choice.

Also of interest is the season 2 premiere of Sword Art Online x The Walking Dead: Attack on Titan, full of fun stuff like mom consumption and unfaithful horses, leading in to a few 4chan experiences and discussion of Yooka-Laylee’s reception, which, although somewhat mixed, is still better than the reception Joshua’s service gets when he works his shifts at Cracker Barrel.

Despite the new Mass Effect’s legion of undead , there have been some great games this year, and there are more to come. Joshua mentions this while blinking back tears as Geronimo brags about how he works not because he NEEDS to, but because he WANTS to. Corbin is distraught over being unable to sell his blood, but they all bond over just how good Breath of the Wild is, which only Joshua has put a lot of time into.

With the Nintendo Switch looming on the horizon, a strange new outlook overtakes Geronimo, Joshua, Corbin, and Luke- one of disappointment and decay. Don’t even listen to this. It doesn’t matter that they talk about Mass Effect. It doesn’t matter that they talk about the Batman movie’s directorial woes. It’s the worst content ever. Just don’t waste your time.

In this episode, the Samurai Jack trailer cures all illnesses, Joshua is placed under intense government surveillance while facing charges of Gameboy Advance ROM downloading, and some strangers inspired by the dour case cram a Bible into a top-loader NES and show off their creation to the world, dubbing it the “Retroblox.”

In this episode of the Scattered Afterthoughts podcast: Luke almost dies, Geronimo serves post-apocalyptic tacos, and Joshua worries over the short lifespan of echidnas.

In the wake of the death of Christmas, Geronimo, Corbin, and Joshua discuss the Nintendo Switch, Saving Private Jar Jar, and the affair that destroyed Donkey Kong’s life. Joshua is temporarily warped into subspace, where he learns that sometimes things are okay and not completely terrible.

2016 is finally coming to an end and the Scattered Afterthoughts crew is ready to talk about it in another Christmas episode.

It’s the Christmas Episode!

Jason and Joshua become a horrific amalgamate machination that speaks through a Captain D's drive-thru microphone as a result of their tampering with alchemy, Blake talks about Overwatch, and little Blake is pleased with his anime recommendations. Geronimo fights to distinguish himself from the PLEBS

The crew gets together for episode 17.