Happy Father’s Day! Put on your dumb hats and get ready to listen to Doug, Matt, and Kirk talk about Berry Gordy’s cinematic Motown martial arts masterpiece: The Last Dragon In this episode we also discuss: – the irresistible sensuality of Elda Barge! – the evolution of Prince! – a rare form of blindness! – … Continue reading Treatment 179 – The Last Dragon →

We’re graced once more with the presence of Ms. Abby Denson, and she’s chosen a movie ripe for treatment. This week we present to you, from the archives of DinoRider LaRidus: Barbarella This week: Doug makes a horrible joke about harassing women (he’s not serious; don’t do it)! Matt teaches us about the “glass bottom … Continue reading Treatment 178 – Barbarella →

This movie is completely insane. Double Dragon Luckily, we ease you into the insanity by starting this episode with our second installment of MARC MCDONALD’S MONSTER TAXONOMY! Also in this week’s episode: special guest Jonathan Valuckas graces us with his rather tall and hilarious presence. Meanwhile, Doug has become a shadow, Matt has nice hair, … Continue reading Treatment 177 – Double Dragon →

For today’s episode, Matt selected a movie which left us equal parts baffled and amused! And he edited an episode which will leave you feeling the same way! Because we are covering… The Taking of Beverly Hills This week: We welcome special guest Jermaine Hollman, a man who has seen and done it all: acting, … Continue reading Treatment 176 – The Taking of Beverly Hills →

This week we grapple with the WWF’s first entry into Hollywood, and introduction to Hulk Hogan as a leading man, romance and all. Luckily, we’re tag-teaming with Voltronweight champion, Ro-Beast Rollie, because we’re talking about- No Holds Barred This week: Doug and Rollie offer some deep cuts from wrestling history! Matt comes back to blowing … Continue reading Treatment 175 – No Holds Barred →

Happy Mother’s Day to all you mothers out there! This week we discuss a movie sure to be at the top of every mom’s list of great cinematic achievements. It’s a movie filled with beefy musclemen in cheap-looking costumes battling to the death on a gameshow in a distopian future that is really only a … Continue reading Treatment 174 – The Running Man →

Hey…after last week’s betrayal we felt a little bad, so this week we’re making it up to our listeners with a classic bit of schlock! Well…it’s schlocky, but also amazing. So is it schlock? Who the fuck knows. We should probably have this figured out by now. Anyway…you’re welcome. Big Trouble in Little China This … Continue reading Treatment 173 – Big Trouble in Little China →

This week’s episode is so masterfully disguised that you just won’t believe it! It’ll make you sick! You’ll be shattered! You’ll be saddened…by the end of our April’s Fools month!!! But, it’s not all bad, because we have a surprise guest in the form of Ralph Santiago III!!!! The Master of Disguise This Week: Ralph … Continue reading Treatment 172 – Master of Disguise →

It’s the third week of our April’s Fools theme, and true to form we are already falling apart! This week we talk all about your number 2 pick from the poll, and there is much bickering. The Addams Family This Week: Matt is breathing heavy!!! Marc is annoyed by a 3 second scene in the … Continue reading Treatment 171 – The Addams Family →

April’s Fools month continues, with the 3rd place movie from our listener poll! Elvira: Mistress of the Dark This Week: Kirk coughs a lot, and has to leave the room due to choking!!! Doug expresses extreme revulsion toward yellow mustard!!! Matt laughs at his own jokes and thinks he’s “on fire”…several times!! Marc gives up … Continue reading Treatment 170 – Elvira: Mistress of the Dark →