Schlock Treatment

This is it–the thrilling conclusion of Schlock Treatment! For this momentous occasion, we’re all gathered together one last time, armed with our every callback, to search for… The Night Strangler! Marc Googles monster truck drivers (also named Marc McDonald!)! Kirk starts a controversial Tide campaign! Matt finds one final pronunciation to needle Marc over! Doug … Continue reading Treatment 268 – The Night Strangler →

And now, back to our regularly scheduled countdown to the end of days. We welcome back, for one last appearance, podcast favorite Abby Denson! Speaking of the end, we wander into the pocky-lips this week as we venture to… Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome! Abby discusses amorous amusement park ride preferences (perv guest of 2016)! Matt … Continue reading Treatment 267 – Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome →

The great lost episode comes around after all, as we welcome Jessica Cole to the podcast! She forces us to tackle one of the all-time horror shows of cinema, the legendary pile that is… Gigli! Doug determines which names are no longer relevant! Jessica comes loaded with director Martin Brest trivia! We clearly needed a … Continue reading Treatment 266 – Gigli →

The countdown to the end was interrupted, but now it’s back on! Gigli will happen soon, but we soldiered on this week with a favorite podcast guest, who has ironically chosen to cover… The Guest! Matt and Maggie confuse Doug with reality TV talk! Maggie and Doug confuse Matt with Downton Abbey talk! Doug and … Continue reading Treatment 265 – The Guest →

http://schlocktreatment.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/Treatment-264-Kenny-Rogers-as-The-Gambler.mp3Ground control, we’ve returned from orbit! We’ve woken up to a strange new world like Planet of the Apes, though! This is also a backwards, mixed up madhouse ruled by… Kenny Rogers as The Gambler! Matt and Doug go all in with an earth-shattering bomb! Matt folds ’em on his new version of “The Gambler!” … Continue reading Treatment 264 – Kenny Rogers as The Gambler →

Space month concludes this week with its only actual entry. Amazingly, we’re also covering our very first James Bond picture. We’re jetting to the inky blackness of the cosmos in a… Moonraker! Matt and Doug recreate the lost mailbag! Doug reinvents the movie novelization! Matt finds the heart and soul of the Moonraker! Next week: … Continue reading Treatment 263 – Moonraker →

We had a minor mishap on the last episode (DOUG lost it), but by a strange stroke of fortune we had an ace-in-the-hole for the same week. We finally got it together to record outside the hallowed halls of Schlock Industries to take a stab at… Gremlins 2: The New Batch! Abby makes the hard … Continue reading Treatment 262 – Gremlins 2: The New Batch →

Well, it was bound to happen to us sooner or later. We lost the audio on an episode (Doug lost it, not we). Maybe this was the best week, maybe it was the best episode for it to happen. There’s a brief wrap up of the episode in the audio, mostly for some good ballooning, … Continue reading Treatment 261 – Starflight One →

The Matt and Doug Show Myspace Boyz continues Superhero Month with Sam Raimi’s pre-Spiderman superhero adventure… Darkman! Matt & Doug break down what Airplane Mode even means. Matt has his greatest Balloonman choice ever. Doug whips out a killer Liam Neeson impression. Next week: We wanted to do something OLD so we went back to the ’80s for … Continue reading Treatment 260- Darkman →

Impromptu superheroes month continues! We’re drinking from pools of Liquid Television this week, to bring you the big-screen adaptation of a freaky futuristic spy story… Æon Flux! Matt & Doug bring families together! Matt finds some serious holes in Charlize Theron’s career! Doug club-remixes the opening theme! Next week: We’re (probably) rounding out superhero month … Continue reading Treatment 259- Æon Flux →