We are at episode 249, people! One classic episode away from hitting 250. Over five years of work have gone into this trash heap. And like your uncle hitting the Gibley’s Gin at noon on an empty stomach before the turkey is served, the Myspace Boys return to ruin another childhood favorite… MONSTER SQUAD! Matt cannot … Continue reading Treatment 249- Monster Squad →

Like your drunken parents fighting over grandma’s casual racism at the Thanksgiving table, we’re back to ruin more of your fondest memories*! This week’s targets include DM(X), Myspace, Balloonman, your childhood, and of course… GREMLINS! Matt critiques high school Gremlin studies! Doug shares his own microwave horror story! Matt and Doug mete out justice in … Continue reading Treatment 248 – Gremlins →

For November, Matt and Doug have decided to destroy all of everyones’ childhood favorites just like your family did around the Thanksgiving dinner table. To start off us, we’re going to go back in time to the future with… Back to the Future!! Doug ruins the career of Huey Lewis! Matt breaks down why Back to the … Continue reading Treatment 247- Back to the Future →

Because Matt and Doug hate Schlocktober, we reserve the right to pause it at any given moment. So it is a happy coincidence that CT of  Nerd Lunch finally made his way to New York and headed down to Schlock Treatment headquarters to join us for the Nic Cage time-bending, Philip K. Dick based… Next!! CT joins us … Continue reading Treatment 246- Next →

Matt-and-Doug-tober has gone from the sordid world of syndicated cashing-in-on-the-name-only television to the dark underbelly of direct-to-video kids’ entertainment, and now we go to the vilest place imaginable: network TV. We’re revisiting our old buddy Carl in… Kolchak: the Night Stalker, The Devil’s Platform and proving you should never meet your heroes with… Gotham: The … Continue reading Treatment 245 – Gotham & Kolchak the Night Stalker →

Matt-and-Doug-tober, nee Schlocktober, nee Cool Sandwichtober, rumbles forward, showing no signs of slowing! We throw back to some old cartoon favorites this week as… Alvin and the Chipmunks Meet Frankenstein and the Wolfman! Doug howls a very important trick or treat safety tip! Matt groans about Chipmunks continuity and Sexy Dave! Next week: We return … Continue reading Treatment 244 – Alvin and the Chipmunks Meet Frankenstein/The Wolfman →

Welcome to Schlocktober, The Matt and Doug Show edition. Since neither Doug or Matt like Schlocktober, we’re going to to do this Cool Sandwich Bros-style. We may not even cover one horror movie the whole month. But we will be the lovable morons that you have come to love to love. We’re kicking it off … Continue reading Treatment 243- Friday the 13th: The Series S1E3 / S1E12 →

This week, we hit the ring with some very special guests! There was no other way to close out the knockdown, drag-out bout that was Stallonetember than to bring in Maggie Serota and Danielle Henderson and go mano a mano with… Rocky IV! Danielle lives out loud and reveals a shocking tattoo! Maggie gets spiritual … Continue reading Treatment 242 – Rocky IV →

This week, Schlock Treatment Company goes back for the forgotten, the one no one wants to remember, the one they called a failure. We wade deep into the jungles of Stallonetember to engage in a rescue mission of… Rambo: First Blood Part II! Doug works out where the Red Dawn alternate history timeline diverged! Matt … Continue reading Treatment 241 – Rambo: First Blood II →

Stallonetember journeys on as The Matt & Doug Show, aka Schlock Treatment, speeds into the Stallone River Tunnel trying to make it to the mid-river passage of the being halfway done with this month in covering… Daylight! Doug poses a theory that Dan Hedaya stole Raul Julia’s mustache after Addams Family. Matt relishes the two separate times … Continue reading Treatment 240- Daylight →