Schlock Treatment

The Matt & Doug Show, aka Schlock Treatment, kicks off its annual tradition of calling September some other word that starts with S-tember. This year, you’re in for a real treat, because it’s Stallonetember! We’re running hard out of the gate, too, into the near future dystopia of… Judge Dredd! Doug sentences Stallone to star in … Continue reading Treatment 239 – Judge Dredd (1995) →

The Matt and Doug Show head back into the old West and become a couple of smart talkin’, gun-slingin’, poker playin’, backstabbin’ hooligans while covering Mel Gibson, Jodie Foster, and James Garner in Maverick! Doug completely misses the big plot twist in the movie! Matt tries to figure out “peak Mel Gibson.” Next week: We kick off a … Continue reading Treatment 238- Maverick →

Matt is back from a one week (real life) vacation and his brain is no longer functioning which makes for a perfect setup to discuss the Ice Cube action fiesta that is xXx: State of the Union! Doug throws out one of the greatest impressions for a quick set of jokes that may be one of … Continue reading Treatment 237- xXx: State of the Union →

The Schlock Treatment family grows by one this week, kind of like when the Batman family adds a new Batwoman. We’re doing them one better, though, because we’ve got Danielle Henderson! Speaking of guests, Danielle brought us a tale of overstayed house guests in the John Larroquette/Kirstie Alley vehicle (actually, that’s a house)… Madhouse! Doug … Continue reading Treatment 236 – Madhouse →

With Matt away this week, Doug invited a few people over to Schlock Industries for an impromptu wake of one of our heroes, the late Roddy Piper. Amazingly, this is only our second Piper movie (we started at the top). Join Doug, Abby, Marcus, and the Leopardactyls,  Kirk and Rollie, as we scavenge the nuke-blasted … Continue reading Treatment 235 – Hell Comes to Frogtown →

Summer reruns comes to an end but we saved the best for last, our two favorite small orphans who are adopted by rich white men: Silver Spoons and Webster! Doug gives the most interesting background breakdown of Webster’s creation. Matt obsesses over Ricky’s train! Next week: Matt is taking a week break and Doug may or may not do an … Continue reading Treatment 234- Silver Spoons & Webster →

The Philly Phenom herself, Maggie Serota, returns as a guest programmer for summer reruns and brings us a couple episodes of the X-Files including: Clyde Bruckman’s Final Repose & Bad Blood! Maggie wants to know how much of Matt and Doug’s banter will be edited out! Doug makes a killer Vince Gilligan’s Island reference. Matt does an in-depth breakdown of … Continue reading Treatment 233- The X-Files →

This week finds our heroes in the most dangerous place they’ve traveled to date: Venice Beach! The Matt and Doug Show, aka Schlock Treatment, aka the New New Rockers, aka Cool Sandwich Bros., have a lot on their plate (besides sandwiches). We’re nose-to-nose with world champion wrestlers, unfrozen viking warriors, and skin cancer when we … Continue reading Treatment 232- Baywatch/Baywatch Nights →

We went from a full house with thepinksmoke.com fellows last week to an empty nest this week, but that’s OK, because it’s time for Summer Reruns! It’s our annual trip back in time to an age of just watching whatever was on TV at that moment. Truly our civilization has come far since the early … Continue reading Treatment 231 – Quincy Vice, M.E. (Miami Examiner) →

Is that an Aylmer in your pocket or are you just tripping on hallucinogenic brain goop? Could be either, so we brought in Christopher Funderburg and John Cribbs of thepinksmoke.com  this week to talk…   Brain Damage! Matt does some stuff including harassing the guests for speaking intellectually about this horror movie. Doug gets a slow start but finishes the … Continue reading Treatment 230- Brain Damage →