Schlock Treatment

The Matt & Doug Show tries desperately to re-live a favorite of Matt’s youth but unfortunately, Matt remembered this movie way differently and without the now infamous “bathtub scene.” Joan Jett, Michael McKean, and Michael J. Fox in … Light of Day! Matt and Doug discuss the Elvis. Beatles, and Jimi Hendrix mixtape! Matt talks about his … Continue reading Treatment 219- Light of Day →

Matt’s back from shore leave, and he’s thrown right back into the mess. The Cool Sandwich Bros are serving up something unusual this week, the meat of which was a little tougher than advertised. That’s right, ladies and gentlemen, this week’s special is… The Baby! Matt and Doug NURTURE the earliest roots of podcasting! Kirk … Continue reading Treatment 218 – The Baby →

It’s a week of firsts here on Schlock Treatment, as the Matt and Doug Show is just the Doug Show. Luckily, City Sweet Tooth’s Abby Denson was on deck to bail us out and bring aboard our new friend, Brian Juergens of Campblood.org! Abby specifically chose Brian for his extensive knowledge of this week’s Treatment… … Continue reading Treatment 217 – A Nightmare on Elm Street 2: Freddy’s Revenge →

This week, media personality and our first Twitter-verified guest, Drew Grant, comes by to discuss the casually racist, magic-infused, sexual assault scenario-fest that is… The Craft! Matt and Drew debate the ups and downs of The Love Spell! Doug teaches the correct pronunciation of the word “coven”! Matt divulges his worst witch fears! Next week: Next week we … Continue reading Treatment 216- The Craft →

Our impromptu month of incredible guests continues with returning lil’ sister of Schlock Treatment, Alison Abrams. We break down the very 90’s, comic-book inspired, Bjork & Courtney Love soundtrack fueled… Tank Girl! Behold the mythical 25 minute intro / mailbag! Doug brings Christopher Walken’s Max Schreck into the world of Gotham! Matt rattles off a string of … Continue reading Treatment 215- Tank Girl →

We are again joined by one of our all-star alumni, Death and Taxes managing editor  Maggie Serota! As her pick, we take on another of The Keep director Michael Mann’s oeuvre, the thrilling, the chilling, the whole-family-blood-spilling… Manhunter! Maggie drops controversial Hannibal Lector knowledge! Doug somehow forces Matt to be the one keeping the discussion … Continue reading Treatment 214 – Manhunter →

Not one, but two all-star guests step into The Matt and Doug Dick’s Dog Food Arena this week for a unlovely little movie about rich people sucking off the poor for nourishment. Literally. And figuratively. And Metaphorically. But mostly, literally. It is the creepfest known as Society! Abby Denson returns to launch The Floppy Hair … Continue reading Treatment 213- Society →

Since we’re finally out of January’s theme, we can move into February, now that it’s March. Despite the perils faced the last time Schlock Treatment attempted this, the Matt & Doug Show heads back onto the dangerous plains of the Western when they collect the bounty on… The Quick and the Dead! Matt and Doug trace Hugh … Continue reading Treatment 212 – The Quick and the Dead →

MISSION ACCOMPLISHED: Well, we finally finished our “Should Old Acquaintance Be Forgot” theme month that we started in January, and only just shy of March. For the final installment we check in with Christian Slater and everyone’s favorite old big-bankrupted dick, Randy Quaid in… Hard Rain. The Matt and Doug Show get down and dirty into Christian Slater’s acting … Continue reading Treatment 211- Hard Rain →

“Should Old Acquaintance Be Forgot” resumes this week, after three visits from the Four Horsemen of Pestilence, Shit Weather, and Guest Podcaster.  For week three, though, we managed to pencil in our man, Val Kilmer, with his sword-and-sorcery epic… Willow! The Matt and Doug Show figure out which songs play best backward! Doug mixes up … Continue reading Treatment 210 – Willow →