Schlock Treatment

After a couple weeks of sick Doug BLIZZARD technical difficulties, we are back with a vengeance. Special Guest Jamie Casbon brings enough heat to thaw a NYC snowstorm with… The Care Bears Movie & The Care Bears Movie II: A New Generation Okay so maybe Matt screwed up telling Doug what movie they were covering this week … Continue reading Treatment 209- The Care Bears Movie / The Care Bears Movie II: A New Generation →

In the second thrilling week of Should Old Acquaintance Be Forgot, we’re honored with a return visit from everyone’s favorite, Abby Denson! With her in mind, we chose to  revisit what we hoped would be a Steve Guttenberg classic in… Can’t Stop the Music!   Doug adds a new hanky to the backpocket system! Abby … Continue reading Treatment 208- Can’t Stop the Music →

A New Year is upon us and that means that Kirk has been tossed to the curb with all the old dead Christmas trees. We’re down to two hosts, but the best two. Let the Doug and Matt era begin with… Batman Returns! Matt and Doug do many Christopher Walken impressions. Matt and Doug discuss the perverse over-sexualiztion of The Penguin. … Continue reading Treatment 207- Batman Returns →

The Cool Sandwich Bros sobered up this week, since they had to reflect on a year of watching things like movies starring Hulk Hogan.  That doesn’t mean that they have a clue as to how they run their own podcast, though. But, as always, they bumble through, like a Tim Conway and Don Knotts picture … Continue reading Treatment 206 – The Fifth Annual Schlockies →

According to Matt, this is our BEST EPISODE EVER! That may or may not be true, but it’s definitely one of our drunkest episodes ever as we try our best to talk about Ernest Saves Christmas! Matt gets things rolling by pre-gaming at a Christmas work party and then bringing with him a giant bottle … Continue reading Treatment 205 – Ernest Saves Christmas →

This week, we hit that very special time of year when all of television learns the true meaning of Christmas one more time, as we deck the halls with… Power Rangers Megaforce: The Robo Knight Before Christmas, and Family Ties: A Christmas Story!!! Doug reminisces about Schlock Treatment technology advancements! Kirk brings Christmas to the … Continue reading Treatment 204 – Power Rangers/Family Ties →

This week, we’re whittled down one more Schlock Doc, or whatever we settled on calling ourselves, as Kirk is away on assignment. Let’s hope this doesn’t boomerang on us, as it’s up to Matt and Doug to go walkabout into the deepest outback when they say g’day to… Crocodile Dundee! Wrestler count this week: 3 … Continue reading Treatment 203 – Crocodile Dundee →

The fourth and final week of Thanks, But No Thanks wraps up with the return of Marc and his choice of The Neverending Story. G’Mork McDonald tries to help The Nothing. Matt-reyu mourns the loss of Artax. The Doug-like Empress is harsh in the face of crying fake tears. Next week: Matt and Doug give it a go with … Continue reading Treatment 202- The Neverending Story →

The third week of Thanks But No Thanks, on the tails of Marc’s triumphant return, finds the fellas with the Ghost of Don Pardo, discovering what the heart truly wants, fumbling with math, song names and Police Academy sequel titles, all in service of Kirk’s pick… RoboCop 3! Wrestler count this week: 1, Sting. Fried … Continue reading Treatment 201 – RoboCop the 3rd →

How do you celebrate 200 episodes? What if you realize you’ve been doing a bad movie podcast for over four years of your life? Do you burn it all down? Hell no, you kick it up a notch to unseen heights with a movie they swore you would never do… H.O.T.S.!!!! We reminisce about all the … Continue reading Treatment 200- H.O.T.S. →