Good news for people who like the idea of fusing humans with animals in one fashion or another! In today’s episode we are talking about two classic TV episodes that do just that, as we discuss… Beauty and the Beast  and Quantum Leap! Kirk teaches us how violence can be used to help one prepare … Continue reading Treatment 189 – Beauty and the Beast and Quantum Leap →

Summer Reruns continues with dubious kids-and-adult-Matt Ringler entertainment in the forms of Dinosaurs and Punky Brewster! Listen as… Kirk’s brain goes all piped up and dried out! Matt figures out where #MaybeSomeWomen want to be! Doug revives Matthew Broderick’s career with one simple chimpanzee! Marc (rest in podcast) Dennis Nedrys the website! Make sure to … Continue reading Treatment 188- Dinosaurs and Punky Brewster →

Summertime is here and that means that the days get longer, the shorts get shorter and reruns are re-run on television. To celebrate, Summer Reruns is back all over again at Schlock Treatment. We get all mythological on your butts with… Hercules: The Legendary Journeys S4E1 / Xena: Warrior Princess S5E13 See what a fool … Continue reading Treatment 187 – Hercules & Xena →

Psst! Hey, you! Yeah, you. Have you heard about this week’s movie? No? What, have you been going through life with a bucket on your head? How could you not have heard of this movie before? Maybe you did but you’re just suffering from amnesia. Do you remember a big explosion? No? Then it probably … Continue reading Treatment 186 – American Ninja →

Welcome to Schlock Treatment 185! This week the fellows venture down, down, down, into the interminably slow… The Keep! This week: Matt reveals his favorite was movie and how many ZZ Top tickets are still available! Doug enjoys garlic, but is still a vampire! Kirk doesn’t know, but still creates a taco mess! Next week: … Continue reading Treatment 185 – The Keep →

Once again we are Dougless, but that doesn’t stop us because on today’s episode we are joined by the fabulous Alison Abrams! And she has brought with her the underappreciated Grace Jones / Deedee Pfeiffer horror comedy: Vamp This week: Matt teaches you what the Bat-Signal is and what that thing under your nose is … Continue reading Treatment 184 – Vamp →

Something happened this week. Something unusual. Something which caused us to question whether or not we had all gone… Brain Dead OK, enough beating around the bush. Here’s what happened this week at Schlock Treatment. Kirk forgot to bring his laptop to the podcast recording session on the hottest day of the year. Doug, the … Continue reading Treatment 183 – Brain Dead →

Welcome to Schlock Treatment 182! In this episode, we’ll take you on a Mysteryious journey to the heart of darkest Avatar planet, where you’ll find A Serpent and a Rainbow! Welcome to Schlock Treatment 182!Listen to lazy lima bean Marc bollocks his one job by not even know who Venger is! Welcome to Schlock Treatment … Continue reading Treatment 182 – The Serpent and the Rainbow →

On today’s episode we are short-staffed due to the mysterious disappearance of Doug (Rest In Podcast). Nonetheless, we are more than happy to welcome back for a third time the legendary Maggie Serota! And to our delight she has chosen to cover the slasher cult classic: The Slumber Party Massacre This week: Kirk goes into … Continue reading Treatment 181 – The Slumber Party Massacre →

Happy Day of the Dolphin! Put on your dumb virtual reality helmet and get ready to listen to Doug, Matt, and Kirk rap future-style about the classic cyberpunk pile of cyberjunk known as just… Johnny Mnemonic In this episode we also discuss: – Wendigos! – Manitous! – Bigfeet! – Abominables! – Marc McDonalds! Next Time: … Continue reading Treatment 180 – Johnny Mnemonic →