We kick off the second annual Thanks but No Thanks with Doug’s pick, the trippy, wacky, kicky, daffy feature film debut and demise of the Monkees… Head! We also tackle TV law grammar, Dicks/Tudyks maths, and, in a new feature, we’re keeping track of pro wrestlers referenced per podcast. This week’s is really stacked, featuring, … Continue reading Treatment 199 – Head (The Monkees) →

Halloween is was here this week and the boys finally cover the winner of the poll that YOU PEOPLE voted on. It is was: Night of the Creeps! Featuring a very gross opening. Seriously, there’s no way to convey how gross this was for Matt even though he played it down in the recording. Doug unveils his newest archeological discovery: … Continue reading Treatment 198- Night of the Creeps →

This week, we speculate from whom George Romero draws his inspiration, learn about helter skelters, and occasionally talk about monkeys, when we polish up on our… Monkey Shines Special Guest Jon Cross of the After Movie Diner burns bridge after bridge among his former co-hosts and guests! Kirk psychoanalyzes Jon with frightening accuracy! Doug works … Continue reading Treatment 197 – Monkey Shines →

We’ve all had crushes on cartoon characters at one point in our lives. But most of us don’t decide to make a movie about actually having sex with those characters. Then again, most of us aren’t Ralph Bakshi, the man whose mitts were all over the movie we’re discussing today… Cool World Matt is his … Continue reading Treatment 196 – Cool World →

Nothing can stop us from bringing you our discussion of this week’s insanely good/bad movie. Not the extra-long mailbag segment, not the phone interruption, not the painter interruption, NOTHING! And oh, how lucky you are, because this week we bring you… Never Too Young To Die Kirk regails us with a pointless story of a dumb … Continue reading Treatment 195 – Never Too Young to Die →

Joining the pantheon of Schlock Treatment heroes, alongside Dr. Elson Po, Shakma, and John, comes Richard Chamberlain as Allan Quatermain! While you listen, why not delve into our ratings and reviews to leave us five stars and whatever you feel like saying about us? As long as you’re down there, let’s check out… King Solomon’s … Continue reading Treatment 194 – King Solomon’s Mines →

Three friends, a dork, a hopeless dreamer, and an all-around badass embark on an incredible journey to go farther than anyone else has ever gone. No, it’s not Kirk, Matt, and Doug (well, it is…) but it’s also this week’s movie starring River Phoenix, Ethan Hawke, and a third kid who is cooler than those … Continue reading Treatment 193- Explorers →

There can be only one. Wait, two. No, three! How many of these Highlander movies can they make? Who knows? But on today’s episode we are talking about just one of them, which is called… Highlander III: The Sorcerer: The Final Dimension  Matt gets things started with a spot-on Christopher Lambert impression! Doug talks about … Continue reading Treatment 192 – Highlander III: The Sorcerer: The Final Dimension →

Welcome to the thrilling conclusion of Summer Reruns 2014, listener! This week we take you on a death-defying rollercoaster ride into the the revolting belly of the underworld of detective dramas… Magnum P.I. and Miami Vice! Our fearless crimefighters take down the seedy element as… Kirk comes to the rescue when he transforms into … Continue reading Treatment 191 – Magnum P.I. and Miami Vice →

Sometimes they take a movie and turn it into a cartoon years later but then also other times they take a cartoon and turn it into a movie years later. They’ve done at least one of those things each with The Karate Kid Animated Series and G.I. Joe!! Kirk paints various objects to place them into walls! Matt unveils … Continue reading Treatment 190- The Karate Kid Animated Series and G.I. Joe →