Schmuck Buddha

What happens when you partake in Jewish tradition at your Bar Mitzvah and shit goes totally wrong that almost kills grampa...

What happens when you try and give a girl a run for her money while pitching her baseballs clocked at 70 miles per hour...

What happens when you're on the golf course and you're not paying attention to where people the group behind you is...

What happens when you're trying to impress a girl while being "Evil Kevevil"....

What happens when your taking a piss and God Farts...

What happens when you're not watching where you are going and you step in shit while lined up like a soldier marching...

My manifesto and an detailed explanation as to why I am doing this blog and all these podcasts. Who am I, really? This answers this very question and it may surprise you...

What happens when you get tucked in at night by your Great Aunt and she falls through the crack between your head and the bed headboard...

What happens when you disregard the rules of common sense and venture out into Mexico alone at night...

What happens when you play doctor in hopes of getting your first kiss by using an inanimate object and it back fires...