Schnitz & Giggles

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Have you ever listened to two grown men talking passionatly about grocery shopping? Well, this is your chance of a lifetime!

The latest edelwisecrackers podcast episode whisks you away to the aisles and delightful chaos of shopping in Austria. We're joined by the ever-observant Spruce Wayne, who hails from the land of tulips and windmills, and Dr. Schnitzel & Mr. Giggles appreciate the input of Mr. Algebro, who isn't afraid to school them. 

This episode is a a guide to mastering the rapid-fire bagging game that Austrians have turned into an art form. Let's chew over the nuances of local sandwiches, compare expat shopping strategies, and learn words like "otherwhere" while crying in the tortilla aisle. 

Stroll through the evolving supermarket scene of Billa, Billa Plus, Super Billa, Billa-Billa, and Billa² as well as the curious case of limited Sunday shopping, and explore the excitement of finding unexpected treasures like Pop-Tarts with the help of the local expat-community. 

Austria. Once you shop, you won't stop. Except when their opening hours put a spoke in the wheel of your shopping cart.

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Ever wondered why cracking the code of Austrian friendship seems as challenging as understanding quantum physics? Well, you're not alone. Join the edelwisecrackers as they delve into the peculiarities of forming connections in the land of Alps and Schnitzel. We promise to reveal why Austria's 'friends quota' might leave you feeling like an outsider and share the secret sauce to navigating this complex social landscape.

Don't miss our tips on the art of Austrian social etiquette, from navigating the tricky waters of splitting bills to understanding the cultural nuance of a restaurant owner's dry humor. If you've ever been caught off guard by the blunt honesty of an Austrian waiter, this episode will not only make sense of it but also arm you with the strategies to win them over – hint: it might involve a drink or two.

Whether it's the workplace or the Wiener café, we've got you covered with insights that go beyond the guidebook. Tune in, laugh a little, and equip yourself with the know-how to transform your Austrian encounters from frosty to friendly.

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While they don't seem to be able to define the word expat, the edelwiscrackers are super enthusiastic about explaining everything there is to know about this subject.

If you think moving to Vienna is going to be like learning to dance the waltz, you're about to step on your own toes—and others' as well. What's so attractive about a country where it's really good advice to consult a local attorney before applying for your visa?

Listen to the experiences of Mr. Giggles who (despite having broken common elevator law) deserves the medal of honor for having moved to Austria not only once but twice. This experience has him sway to and fro between being speechless and writing one or two books about it.

As Dr. Schnitzel attempts to explain the fine line of how Austrians walk between following the rules and bending them with finesse, these two gentlemen succeed in not only offending the Germans or the Brazilians. No, they accomplish this for everyone on the planet.

From navigating the allegedly "unfriendly" German language to deciphering social cues that could freeze the Danube, this episode is a treasure trove of expat experiences.

Listen to how the edelwisecrackers dissect the paradoxical nature of Vienna's allure—simultaneously a city of dreams and daunting social labyrinths. Join them for an insider's guide to making Vienna not just a place you live, but a place you love.

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Prepare to be regaled with the quirkiest of Viennese tales as Dr. Schnitzel and Mr. Giggles unpack the legendary saga of "Wiener," a term that stands for so much more than just a juicy snack in the heart of Austria's capital. Whether you're an American stumbling over the linguistic hurdles or a local chuckling at the unsuspecting expat, our light-hearted banter promises to declutter the cultural cobwebs—and you might just find yourself falling for Vienna's charm, one "Wiener" at a time.

Explore the story of the unassuming immigrant who cooked up a world-renowned delicacy, and linger at the crossroads where sausages and society intertwine over philosophical banter. Vienna—Schnitzel is not the only thing this city has to offer.

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What do the "edelwisecrackers", supermarkets, and Batman have in common?
Mr. Giggles, the American baseball coach trying to hit a home run with Viennese culture, and Dr. Schnitzel, your native guide to all things Austrian, invite you to join them on a whimsical romp through Vienna's charming alleyways. 

[By the way, the Spar logo really is a fir, but without this tree inaccuracy, the punch line wouldn't have worked. Never let facts get in the way of a good joke. More on that in episode #4.]

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