Tonight on Murder, She Wrote! When Jessica is invited to Crenshaw College to receive an honorary degree, and to become a person that the college calls and emails for money for the rest of her life, she is thrown into the midst of a mother daughter conflict that ends with a dead body of an absolute STUD. A mother's scholarly pride has stopped her from owning up to the absolute smut that she needs to write, and a daughter's general stupidity has left her with no choice but to reluctantly live large on Mommy's secret talent. But, neither of those secrets proves more deadly than the confirmed bachelor's obsession with his mentor. And none of them are creepier than a husband and wife who both like to cheat with people who are half or double their age. This is absolutely a school for scandal!

We ask the important questions. Is vertically the best way to store a punch bowl? Is she growing out that perm? Is her name "barrel"? Did "Pee" Casso paint that pitcher? What in the Home Interiors was going on in this bedroom? Is everyone a pervert? Was the murderer a dolphin? Today, on Murder, She Recapped!