• Teaching your kids to look you in the eye.
• Being a chatterbox might be genetic.
• Losing a kid at Chuck E. Cheese.

The "spooky story" told at every sleepover. Scott is appalled that Ally would get in a sauna naked with a co-worker.

• What's the female equivalent to a guy turning his hat back.
• Who eats a hot dog on public transportation??
• What organ is known as the "Powerhouse of the Cell" ?

Ally knows nothing about our solar system and she wants her back scratched for giving away so many concert tickets.

• Ally can't say "thank you" right.
• A 10 minute nap is mandatory.
• The President's Currency Quiz
• Share a Note so you know what to talk about after work.

• Ally can't remember the biggest planet-send her back to school!
• Our boss doesn't want us to meet his girlfriend??
• The self combustible rag.
• Saying "I love you" in the first two weeks.

Scott is giving up the title of Meat Master.

Do you snitch that her sis is on Only Fans?

Scott is giving Ally $100 to gamble in Vegas....maybe. You only have a half hour left on this Earth and Scott is going out with a bang.

We kick off 20 years together!!!

Zach dressed Ally for the show.

Ally explains her recent anxiety.

Scott's daughter has to invite everyone to her party and you guessed it, Scott is piiiiiisssssseeeedddd.

I don't want you to pack for me!

An update on Ally's "unclaimed mail"